His other personality caught him using the dishwasher to clean his brake rotors, they had a massive argument, and then fell into having make-up sex with themselves in the kitchen.
His neighbours just wished he'd shut the blinds first.
Ok...so this isn't too far from the truth.
When I had renovated my last house I cut the whole back wall off and put in a glass door and window that took up the whole all and opened onto my back verandah and into the yard. When I did this the yard was very private - a warehouse backed onto me, the back of a large brick terrace with no windows, an asbestos garage, and the back door of a crack den...nobody was looking into my yard. I had a very comfy sofa by that back window.
The crack den became refugees (they were great neighbours) then hipsters kicked the refugees out and moved in. The hipsters decided to do something similar to me and cut the back wall off then turn their laundry into a kitchen living area. One of the hipsters was a carpenter and he really put a lot of effort into this and it looked great.
Across most of these years I was fortunate to have found a woman who enjoyed my company enough to spend lots of time on that comfy couch. One day owe were having a fun time andy neighbour was working in his years...I waved to him when he looked over the fence. A few days later he very awkwardly suggested that with some spare timber from his build he could build a privacy screen extension above exiting 5 foot high fence. What he built was a very tidy piece of woodwork.