hifiandmtb
Sphincter beanie
Is there a varying shittiness level?
I know this may seem unbelievable, it yes. Being a shit place masquerading as food is just the beginning!Is there a varying shittiness level?
Before or after you expelled the feast?I had a pooping emergency one year on Christmas day. I was out for a pedal and rather than burning off the enormous feast I had devoured my body decided to expel it. I had no other option! The "restaurant" liked like a city dump after a wind storm. Absolutely filth everywhere. The toilet made the toilet in train spotting seem appetising. It was probably the worst shitting experience I have ever had.
Before...Before or after you expelled the feast?
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So what are you saying? You did some Pilates at the same time?<snip>I climbed onto the seat and squatted.
Now things got tricky! I was a bit unsteady so braced with a hand on each side of the stall...
I think that is enough of a visual for all concerned and will save the rest of the experience.
I indeed sweated excessively! Hands bracing me, shit powering out, water splashing...so much shit. Oh and in case you are thinking it, no! There was nothing wrong with me. I hadn't eaten any dodgy food and had a reaction. This was just a massive shit that I had been holding in all day that post lunch mega feast decided to raise its brown head as I rode along the harbour.So what are you saying? You did some Pilates at the same time?
Going by the @pink poodle story above he needed the comfort wipe in his pack!I rate the Kush.
Poodle rates the Shake Weight.
Significant wardrobe malfunction at 1:46!I worry about why the YouTube algorithm brought this up….
I sure do! My arms have never been so toned. I'm ready to take on an army of people needing to be shaken!I rate the Kush.
Poodle rates the Shake Weight.
Pfft. He’s built like Mr Burns.I suspected the ghost of Dio.
I'd say he made burns look ripped. But surely he heard the pain of a person that needed metal and switched the music over?Pfft. He’s built like Mr Burns.
I'd guess Cliff Burton then. A lot of Ride the Lightning / And Justice for All / Black in the song selection.I suspected the ghost of Dio.