Had the day off...nice to have a less hectic week, but the rain can fuck off. Anyway I went to the grocery store and cooked up a fucking storm I'm probably never going to eat. I got hungry while it all cooked and ate a sandwich instead.
I figured I should have a look in uncle Dan's while I was there and I think I was in store for about 3 minutes before the security checks began. On the third I figured fuck this and threw the chirpy young fellow a solid curve ball..."yes squire, you can help me. What additive free Tequilas do you stock?" There isn't any tequila in this isle...that's wasn't my question. What do you mean additive free? A lot of tequila has artificial flavours/additives. Did you read the labels? Being it's an industry secret sin it isn't really something they print on the label...I'll show you where the tequila is. I'm busy looking at vermouth...can I help you with that? Once we sort the tequila issue out perhaps. I politely tied this fellow up for a good 15 minutes. We read tequila labels together, he tried the staff app for guiding me, eventually he offered me one that claimed to be carbon neutral...that's not really the same thing, and I'm after an Añejo not a Blanco? What do you mean? Maybe check your app? there's a lot about tequila I don't know. That's ok it's an opportunity to learn...in the end I said I appreciated his efforts but I'd just leave it and check online. Then walked through a bunch of random Isles and left. Apparently people mustn't browse the range in these stores?
Then I saw the lettuce stock market has crashed! So I didn't know if this was the bottom and it was time to buy buy buy for the coming boom? Or if I should hold out for a further drop? Thoughts people?
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