Yay! Santa comes tonight! Merry Christmas

[ashes_mtb]

lockdown last year I bought one of those huge play equipment sets to amuse the kids. Nominally it was for Xmas but that didn’t happen of course. Took me two solid days to assemble, so many issues had to be addressed.
Prick of a thing to assemble. Started using my torque wrench after the 5th bolt snapped. Hardware that was good for 6-8Nm.


Good luck Johnny. I feel your pain.

Santa brought a funky monkey bar set for the kids last year. I intercepted the delivery at 10pm and finished it at 3.30am. Santa didn’t so much lift a finger to help.

I’m sick of that free loader taking the credit for putting all this stuff together.

 

[Dales Cannon]

Santa brought a funky monkey bar set for the kids last year. I intercepted the delivery at 10pm and finished it at 3.30am. Santa didn’t so much lift a finger to help.

I’m sick of that free loader taking the credit for putting all this stuff together.

He is a lazy fat fuck.

 

[Chriso_29er]

I lucked out the year Santa decided a trampoline was a good idea.
We were out of town and came home to a big box just sitting on the back lawn lol

Merry Christmas all

 

[Mr Crudley]

Merry Christmas all.

 

[Oddjob]

Fuck off and die!

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[Dales Cannon]

Merry happy if that is your crate of goodness.

 

[Plankosaurus]

Gotta be one of the bestest things you could get for a 40yo man child...

Look at them go!!!!

I've got my economy stimulating hallmark holiday sorted out

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[ForkinGreat]

Merry Christmas, Rotorburners!!

 

[ForkinGreat]

Dyslexic child stays up on Christmas Eve waiting for Satan

He can't wait to meet "the magic red man who punishes bad kids".

chaser.com.au

 

[ForkinGreat]

 

[Squidfayce]

santa didnt bring me anything because hes not real and i dont do christmas. BUT my work bonus just furnished my new house to be finished mid next year. or do i spend it on a gravel, an e-bike and upgrade the yeti?

 

[Labcanary]

Santa brought wooden swords for the toddler and the 5 year old. The toddler has won most fights so far, he's relentless.

We'll probably go for a ride later and raid the raspberry bushes along the fence line at the local community garden.

 

[rockmoose]

Not a heap of fun for the parents bank accounts either! Little Sender is Dec 14, Vice Captain Jan 2. Damn expensive three weeks.

Perhaps that's why I don't do Birthdays or Christmas.

 

[Flow-Rider]

lockdown last year I bought one of those huge play equipment sets to amuse the kids. Nominally it was for Xmas but that didn’t happen of course. Took me two solid days to assemble, so many issues had to be addressed.
Prick of a thing to assemble. Started using my torque wrench after the 5th bolt snapped. Hardware that was good for 6-8Nm.


Good luck Johnny. I feel your pain.

 

[safreek]

santa didnt bring me anything because hes not real and i dont do christmas.

I call bullshit, otherwise who was that fella running out the back door when I got home. Partner said it was Santa.
Obviously you are wrong

 

[Plankosaurus]

Bugger @Lucaw

Did he make it back out?

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[Squidfayce]

I call bullshit, otherwise who was that fella running out the back door when I got home. Partner said it was Santa.
Obviously you are wrong

sorry to break it to you, that was the easter bunny
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[ForkinGreat]

 

[ForkinGreat]

Bugger @Lucaw

Did he make it back out?

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In breaking news, another elf dies in a tragic "accident"

 

[downunderdallas]

I bought myself an early Christmas present, new Lyrik - went on it's first ride on Sunday. All good until dropped into a chute had not ridden before, didn't go to plan and no elbow pads led to a fractured elbow and no riding for me this Christmas! Although it is about 1000 degrees here at the moment so maybe not missing that much.