The Olden Dazed
When I partially degloved my left hand I thought at least it was clean and I got to it before I bled all over the place. Next day my sons dragged out the towels and teatowels they used to mop up the blood I leaked on the pavers where the deed was done, in the kitchen, the hallway, the garage etc. Hmmmm. I don't remember that... Though I did loosen the temporary bandage in the waiting area to speed up triage.