The colourful phrase dictionary

A cleaned-up-for-media version I heard the other day is "I'm not here to put socks on centipedes!" :D
From Jai Hindley, Stage winner and Overall winner of the Giro d'Italia 2022 <-- first Aussie to win the Giro, and only the second to win a Grand Tour, after Cadel Evans winning the Tour de France in 2011.

#JAIaRosa #NoSocksOnCentipedes

I actually like We're not here to put socks on Centipedes far more than We're not here to fuck spiders, YMMV, of course. :)
 
Pee-mails

The messages dogs leave each other when they pee all over town. It isn't mine, I just learnt it from a neighbour while her dog was checking pee-mails along our street.
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This one popped up on another forum: "meanderthals" - foot-borne humanoids who wander all over a path completely oblivious to anyone else who might be on that path.

PS: closely related to and often synonymous with iPeds. 😜
Most often these have earpods or headphones, so yelling also has little effect.
 
This one popped up on another forum: "meanderthals" - foot-borne humanoids who wander all over a path completely oblivious to anyone else who might be on that path.

PS: closely related to and often synonymous with iPeds. 😜
They just make Christmas shopping better don't they?
 
I am making this up on the spot: guilt grammar; guilty grammar; grammar of gult; example: I never done nothing.
 
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I have noticed that people who think big brother is controlling the weather through vaccines and so on tend to call others sheeple for following the norms, while smug intellectuals call them lemmings...
 
I have noticed that people who think big brother is controlling the weather through vaccines and so on tend to call others sheeple for following the norms, while smug intellectuals call them lemmings...

The 5G Nanobots arena has been a bit quiet lately.
I remember the Cookers going all in with that idea to active Covid via 5G and all sorts of guff during Covid times but what happened to lose momentum? Surely it cannot have been false?

I would think an Ivermectin Mojito would be a geographically correct drink for Laura if she can gnore the Cuban origins.
https://www.wptv.com/coronavirus/an...er-in-so-much-pain-after-contracting-covid-19
 
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