The colourful phrase dictionary

[Oddjob]

civilization has finally arrived here!View attachment 389962

Sounds like Mississippi.

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[ForkinGreat]

A cleaned-up-for-media version I heard the other day is "I'm not here to put socks on centipedes!"

From Jai Hindley, Stage winner and Overall winner of the Giro d'Italia 2022 <-- first Aussie to win the Giro, and only the second to win a Grand Tour, after Cadel Evans winning the Tour de France in 2011.

#JAIaRosa #NoSocksOnCentipedes

I actually like We're not here to put socks on Centipedes far more than We're not here to fuck spiders, YMMV, of course.

 

[SummitFever]

"Lubricunt" - one adept at greasing the wheels of power.

 

[pink poodle]

"Lubricunt" - one adept at greasing the wheels of power.

I have some like for this.

 

[SummitFever]

"Elongator" - an Elon fluffer / lover of all things Elon.