Picked up a Covid +ve anti vaxxer the other day. Had to laugh at the conversation we had in the back of the ambulance.
Him - Can you give me something for the pain? It's really bad.
Me - Sure, have you ever had fentanyl before?
Him - No but I've heard it's really effective. What is it?
Me - It sure is. It's a synthetic opioid, like morphine but man made by medical scientists.
Him - Sounds good, anything to make me feel better.
Me - You're not allergic to any medication are you?
Him - Just that Covid Vaccine man, ha ha....
Me - The one that is man made by medical scientists?
Him - Yeah, can't trust those bastards.
Me - Are you sure you want the fentanyl then?
Him - Hell yeah, I'm suffering here man. It's not going to harm me is it?
Me - Well if I gave you too much you might stop breathing.
Him - Yeah but you won't do that. You're a medical professional and know what you're doing right?
Me - Lucky for you I am.