Maybe this isn't schadenfreude, but I have enjoyed watching more than a few people try and get into this closed cafe this morning. A fairly accurate quote of one couple:
I think it's closed? (well no shit...it's lunch time, windows are shuttered, no tables out, door closed, no signs out...all looks pretty obvious to me)
No it's open, the lunch here is great. (True, the food is great, when they are open)
Dude tries to open locked door. Fails. Tries again. Gives it some muscle and shoulder.
I think it's closed...(well thanks Sherlock!)