rockmoose
his flabber is totally gastered
You'd certainly be warmed up by the time you rode there.Never Albury not by choice, but as a gateway to bright.
You'd certainly be warmed up by the time you rode there.Never Albury not by choice, but as a gateway to bright.
Im the machine.You'd certainly be warmed up by the time you rode there.
Im the machine.
That’s like Evel Knievel falling off in the carpark, always assumed you’d break a finger in a more vigorous manner……I think I just fucked up my finger. I went to take my sock off...but it jammed up on my heel and my left middle finger kept pushing as though the sock was coming off...now the tip of it folds forwards to about 90 deg. This seems like a problem for tomorrow.
It still feels troublesome. Sadly no wanking accident to laugh at.That’s like Evel Knievel falling off in the carpark, always assumed you’d break a finger in a more vigorous manner……
New bike time.
Dr @beeb can you assist the poodle with any medical help?
So he needs to go to ER for an emergency finger re-alignment to ensure the geometry is corrected?Yep, the geometry of his fingertip is all wrong for self-checking the prostate.
I'll raise you four fingers:
Convenient if giving directions and needing to point around the cornerWell this is inconvenient.
holy shit Fi, is that your hand?....no offence, but I think you might have "man hands"I'll raise you four fingers:
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(and dermatitis)
I can do this on demand with both hands. Could be a munted ligament?
Can you gently push the middle knuckle on that finger to make it bend? If that hurts, you should probably stop asking RB and go see a doc or physio.
please please please can you walk up to a cop and ask him "excuse me cunstable, but where can I get this fixed!"
No offense taken. It is what it is. They don't look this bad all the time. My lovely school friends would shriek "eeewwww, witches hands!"holy shit Fi, is that your hand?....no offence, but I think you might have "man hands"
correction "warlock hands"No offense taken. It is what it is. They don't look this bad all the time. My lovely school friends would shriek "eeewwww, witches hands!"
See that is currently my finger's default position, rather than something I am making it do. There is no pain, there is no swelling. I have given it a good wiggle around and done the things I've used previously when I have dislocated a finger. I think I have just sprained/stretched it good while pushing a sock off my foot. It's currently taped (gently) into a straight position. It's inconvenient! But seemingly not life threatening.I'll raise you four fingers:
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(and dermatitis)
I can do this on demand with both hands. Could be a munted ligament?
Can you gently push the middle knuckle on that finger to make it bend? If that hurts, you should probably stop asking RB and go see a doc or physio.