Twice in the one night! We had just finished a month of snowboarding in Queenstown. He had taken a bunch of photos and videos of the trip and decided to show them to this fine group of women. Naturally he kicks off with the from behind photo of me naked at the top of the remarkables. Then straight into the blooper reel. The cheeky prick couldn't find a single one of the good videos he had, just the crashes.
Despite all that a few of these women weren't deterred! As the night wore on I found myself in the common room with an English lass each side of me on the lounge, the American on an arm rest, and another English sitting opposite me projecting very engaging body language and dominating conversation. In my head she had won. Then one of my lounge buddies had to use the toilet, America quickly slid into her spot, the girl opposite gave up ("I'm not going to win here!") and left, toilet girl came back and gave in, the other english held out for while...I decided they could work it out and headed to the toilet. When I came back America was on the lounge waiting for me. My brother who was still in the room has spent the whole night not realising what's going on and still won't fuck off to bed! I figure I need to ice him a signal...but I can't figure out what. America says she is off to bed, so does my brother, I think "you dirty rat!" And declare I'll stay right where I am for a lot longer yet, and they leave.
About 5 minutes later America is back in a fresh outfit - see through pyjamas! And she comes over to the lounge and we are about to get comfy when in walks my fucking brother!!! Do I want to watch another movie? Do I???? DO I??? It's 3am mother fucker and you know I hate movies! America is all "I'm not into that kinky stuff!" and storms off thinking we wanted to tag team, and my brother suddenly realised what's going on. "Oh I thought those girls were all a bit odd." Sigh...