Bunnings ffs. I just bought a drill bit that was marked with the wrong size. You'd think that would be an easy return when I'm back 15 minutes later but the droid behind the counter decided to give me a store credit instead of money, when I said this wasn't good enough the response was bad luck it's in the system now and I can't give you a refund. I told her that a refund is my right under ACCC law and she responds with store policy. I tell her not to make things difficult and that I'll call the ACCC and the dumb bitch responds with "your using threatening language and I'm not serving you". I get someone who understands I'm right and it still took another 10-15 minutes.
As I'm leaving I give the original girl a bit of a serve and the dumb fuck behind her gives me this" leave the store now and never come back or I'm calling the police". Fuck did I go nuclear, Told them both they were just glorified checkout chicks that obviously didn't have enough brains for a job that pays more than minimum and that that's all they will ever achieve in life and that's all they deserve. The girl started to tear up which I took as a victory.
FU Bunnings and your red and green droids.