Little Things You Hate

Dales Cannon

lightbrain about 4pm
Staff member
I was interviewed once by a panel from a company where I was really keen on the role and the company. I got the heads up about the role from a former lecturer who had worked on the original concept with their tech team. The panel sat behind a long table in the board room with their backs to a bright lighted window. I was highlighted and they were in the dark and barely visible so I shifted the interviewee's chair to the end of the table so I could see who was talking etc. They didn't like it. I think one wanted to stop the interview before it started. After the usual guff one of them decided to quiz me on some of the technical stuff they did (the role was working in this area) except he had it totally wrong. So I asked if he meant ... instead of what he said. No, I know what I am talking about so answer the question. I talked about the tech detail he probably meant to talk about. Anyway the interview went downhill from what was a very low starting point and as much as I wanted the job and to work for the company I could not possibly work for such a band of wankers. As I left they did the usual we will be in touch etc. I went down to the uni and caught up with my former lecturer and spoke to him about the interview. He pissed himself laughing and rang the interviewer who asked the question. Told him he was an idiot and because of that missed out on the very employee they needed. I received a thanks but no thanks letter a week or so later.
 

pink poodle

気が狂っている男
They were very confused and lost in my mind story pivot. After I clarified it all for them, I could see they were still confused.

I had to share a WHS incident from last week yesterday in a training session.

At approximately 10:20pm I was patrolling the men's toilets when I noticed a patron stumble and shuffle in. His off balance movements alerted me to the possibility he was intoxicated and may need assistance. I watched him in the mirror as I washed my hands and he lurched against the wall of a cubical. I called to the man "would you like some assistance? Are you ok?" With no response. I radioed for support, which arrived quickly. As we discussed the options (intox vs unwell) he slid face first into the tiled corner of cubicle and commenced a seizure in a standing position. "I guess alcohol isn't the problem!" my colleague said. As the convulsions finished the patron collapsed swiftly towards the floor, but I was swifter and caught him mid-fall, laying him gently on the floor and placing him in the recovery position. He swiftly regained consciousness. We ascertained that he was a diabetic and was having a hypo episode. I supplied him with a can of soft drink and a straw, then left him with my colleague as I had to provide a security escort for the performer who was coming off stage at that exact moment. When I returned the patron had recovered and said they were well enough to leave with their friends. They declined any further assistance from us.

Why were you in the toilets?

Was the response from one of the attendees.

You don't need to explain that.

Said another, wiser group member. Who then whispered to the dunce of the class...

He was taking a piss.

Red faces appear around the table.
 

indica

Serial flasher
I will be relieved...
In October? Hahahaha

Mine went shit, hated it.
I got some legislation in, another important document, pro-social role modelling, human rights act. Just felt fucking clunky.
It's shite, been doing the role for 3 years on and off. 6 of us interviewed, all workmates.
 

silentbutdeadly

has some good things to say
In October? Hahahaha

Mine went shit, hated it.
I got some legislation in, another important document, pro-social role modelling, human rights act. Just felt fucking clunky.
It's shite, been doing the role for 3 years on and off. 6 of us interviewed, all workmates.
I still have to make it to October. At the moment it's a weekly each way bet on two grand or my 50 plus year old grip on give a shit.
 

rextheute

Likes Bikes and Dirt
i always find it strange , they want you , but like a rough date , wanna hold out .. just in case …

Hmmmm, that’s my current operating status , do I have any fks to give ‘

But I have been but up for a role I would enjoy and could can do ,while sort of making a difference to others .
But I’d have to go to in office and I really like my daily chats with the dog go and going for a couple of walks while not having to drive in peak hr traffic into Melbourne each day .
A challenging decision or maybe not
 
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Mr Crudley

Glock in your sock
This wind really can fuck off. My skin feels like it's made of paper and someone has pissed in my eyes with a sandy cock or I've just got a lot of shit in them. And I spent most of the day inside!
Have to agree. It was supposed to be much less windy today but it sure doesn’t seem like it.

I've cleaned up enough tree bits and fast food trash from the front yard already.
 

pink poodle

気が狂っている男
I just finished the beach and it was much less windy around here. I will get to ride my bike this afternoon. I will be a little happier.


Also picked a random pub for lunch...fuck me! Every conceivable sport on every available space of wall. Mostly fighting sports...very lunch friendly. Many faces glued to multiple screens.
 

Spanky_Ham

Porcinus Slappius
These signs all along the M7 cycle/walk path make all the voices in the pigs head go to volume 11..... They're everywhere, top of a hill, bottom of a hill, half the farken way up or down a hill... Now, signs are all good, and if it was indicating the baconated one is about to approach a MEGA FOOK OFF INCLINE that would make the anal passage of Sam Hill pucker.. then, fan freakn tastic... but, a slight slope?

Why, Oh, Why is my velocipede accelerating at a weird rate... Oh, there be my blimey, it tis an incline as such indicated by that there sign. I did just observe as my pantaloons are being tugged by the wind and was wondering


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Just what the actual freak are these signs for????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

s

/get off his lawn.....
 

rockmoose

his flabber is totally gastered
These signs all along the M7 cycle/walk path make all the voices in the pigs head go to volume 11..... They're everywhere, top of a hill, bottom of a hill, half the farken way up or down a hill... Now, signs are all good, and if it was indicating the baconated one is about to approach a MEGA FOOK OFF INCLINE that would make the anal passage of Sam Hill pucker.. then, fan freakn tastic... but, a slight slope?

Why, Oh, Why is my velocipede accelerating at a weird rate... Oh, there be my blimey, it tis an incline as such indicated by that there sign. I did just observe as my pantaloons are being tugged by the wind and was wondering


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Just what the actual freak are these signs for????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

s

/get off his lawn.....
Mate, you've been absolutely smashing the climbs. Some would call you an addict.
 

pink poodle

気が狂っている男
These signs all along the M7 cycle/walk path make all the voices in the pigs head go to volume 11..... They're everywhere, top of a hill, bottom of a hill, half the farken way up or down a hill... Now, signs are all good, and if it was indicating the baconated one is about to approach a MEGA FOOK OFF INCLINE that would make the anal passage of Sam Hill pucker.. then, fan freakn tastic... but, a slight slope?

Why, Oh, Why is my velocipede accelerating at a weird rate... Oh, there be my blimey, it tis an incline as such indicated by that there sign. I did just observe as my pantaloons are being tugged by the wind and was wondering


View attachment 401048

Just what the actual freak are these signs for????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

s

/get off his lawn.....

I guess those wild conjectures about Victorians are truer than expected.
 

Chriso_29er

Likes Bikes and Dirt
These signs all along the M7 cycle/walk path make all the voices in the pigs head go to volume 11..... They're everywhere, top of a hill, bottom of a hill, half the farken way up or down a hill... Now, signs are all good, and if it was indicating the baconated one is about to approach a MEGA FOOK OFF INCLINE that would make the anal passage of Sam Hill pucker.. then, fan freakn tastic... but, a slight slope?

Why, Oh, Why is my velocipede accelerating at a weird rate... Oh, there be my blimey, it tis an incline as such indicated by that there sign. I did just observe as my pantaloons are being tugged by the wind and was wondering


View attachment 401048

Just what the actual freak are these signs for????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

s

/get off his lawn.....
At least they seem to be indicating an incline. Eastlink trail down here, I think someone was having a laugh. The incline signs are at the top after you have just busted a nut up the steep hill and about to head down again lol.
 
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Stredda

Runs naked through virgin scrub
These signs all along the M7 cycle/walk path make all the voices in the pigs head go to volume 11..... They're everywhere, top of a hill, bottom of a hill, half the farken way up or down a hill... Now, signs are all good, and if it was indicating the baconated one is about to approach a MEGA FOOK OFF INCLINE that would make the anal passage of Sam Hill pucker.. then, fan freakn tastic... but, a slight slope?

Why, Oh, Why is my velocipede accelerating at a weird rate... Oh, there be my blimey, it tis an incline as such indicated by that there sign. I did just observe as my pantaloons are being tugged by the wind and was wondering


View attachment 401048

Just what the actual freak are these signs for????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

s

/get off his lawn.....
Need to get one of those signs and place it at the top of you local DH trail, you know, so it will be safe. :p
 
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