My favourite is the "NO SALE NO SPEAK" that a certain member on here might recognise:
Other guy reaches out to me on PM - I'm keen on the cannondale chase you mentioned in that other thread, what price would you be thinking?
I tell him that I'm attached to the bike and would prob factor that in - he understood but was keen to see it and discuss price. I clean bike up a bit, take heaps of pics to show the wear and tear plus parts to makes sure the dude is interested, which he is and asks how much, I provide initial asking price......., crickets.
It's bad enough when people don't have the decency to say, "thanks, but I think we might be too far apart", etc. But I didn't even have a for sale thread up, this guy initiated the discussion and then just decided not to respond when we was passed it. Dude is even in the bike industry, hope he doesn't treat customers like that.
*I assume it was because he thought he'd get it for dirt cheap, which I warned him at the get go wouldn't be happening. I'm hoping it wasn't instead related to a bad turn of events in his life. If so, all is forgiven!