The colourful phrase dictionary

[beejay]

Sarchasm- the yawning gulf between those who get whats going on and Queenslanders.

Absolute gold!!! :first:

Douchee' ('do-shay') When someone gets one up on you but you still think they're a dick head.

 

[Dales Cannon]

Intensive purposes; a term used to describe the allocation of shit by shit stirring forum users on other forum users who desperately deserve it.

 

[fridgie]

Moose-knuckle, a camel toe for the larger lady that appears to be eating it's way out of the fabric

 

[PLUGGA]

This thread is gold. Cookie duster- Grug, on your top lip.

 

[John U]

Tool-freeloader - someone who brings nothing on a ride and relies on other riders to cover any issues.

Farkining around - sitting on your arse on Rotorburn when you have a good opportunity to ride.

 

[Pastavore]

Flat-ergasted.


When you are flabbergasted by getting your 3rd flat tyre in one ride.




I hyperlinked to a dictionary for Queenslanders and Moorey.

 

[pink poodle]

Tool-freeloader - someone who brings nothing on a ride and relies on other riders to cover any issues.

Farkining around - sitting on your arse on Rotorburn when you have a good opportunity to ride.

Constantly cursed by those tool-freeloaders and their relative the camel. You know the guy that doesn't need to bring water on a ride.

Douche canoe - someone who is so self aware, they are self absorbed.

 

[pink poodle]

Bootysaurus - a monster of a booty.

 

[fridgie]

Confuzzled - when someone's lack of brain function confuses you to the point you are puzzled as to how they are alive let alone able to complete a sentence...

 

[pink poodle]

Confuzzled - when someone's lack of brain function confuses you to the point you are puzzled as to how they are alive let alone able to complete a sentence...

Dinkumpoop - a nincompoop who is fair dinkum about it, but still obviously wrong.

 

[moorey]

Cognitive dysentery: Spouting toxic shit about something contrary to your belief.

 

[Pastavore]

Bore-gasm.


When you have a quick wank 'cause you got nothin' better to do.

 

[moorey]

Dumbing Kruger Effect: When you don't realise that you are stupider than the stupid people you think are too stupid to know they are stupid.

 

[moorey]

Anal Nitrate: The short term pleasure gained from inserting a small brown bottle up your freckle.

 

[moorey]

Chode Care Centre: A Catholic Crèche.

 

[pink poodle]

Bore-gasm.


When you have a quick wank 'cause you got nothin' better to do.

Is this also applicable for when you are banging and the other party is so useless/disengaged you need to finish the job yourself?

 

[kwikee]

Anal Nitrate: The short term pleasure gained from inserting a small brown bottle up your freckle.

We know what Moorey is doing for New Years...

 

[moorey]

We know what Moorey is doing for New Years...

Who needs a special occasion? :woot:

 

[moorey]

Schadenfraud: gaining pleasure in ripping someone off, that you really shouldn't have.

 

[sbr511]

Bromosexual: A really good life long mate that is also heterosexual.