If there was ever a perfect advertisement for euthanasia, the Simpsons would be it.New episodes of The Simpsons, and all their viewer-chooses-the-plotline-and-couchgag crap.
Mate you should of made a deal with her, No orchestra unless she plays the organ haha>Buys tickets to the Sydney Symphony Orchestra.
>Asks a girl on date.
>Girl agrees to come on the condition that it's "just as friends".
Now I have to sit through an otherwise enjoyable evening KNOWING that I have no chance with her.
She has been flirting mercilessly for weeks - play fighting, piggybacking, joking about my poor Spanish. Heck, she came to visit my parents place for a week, I showed her around the countryside and she loved it.
It's hard to avoid the conclusion that 20-23 year old females are largely trolls. They flirt for attention and confidence boosts, then pretend to be offended when a young man with physical, social, cultural, intellectual and fiscal capital takes a genuine interest in them.
Fuck.
Shiiit, if you're as awesome as you think you are, I'll come on the date, and may even put out for you.young man with physical, social, cultural, intellectual and fiscal capital takes a genuine interest in them.
Fuck.
Not true. I have played classical music for 10 years, I subscribe to the SSO and attend 3-4 performances a year. More than that, I really like this girl. I could be more than happy NOT fucking her, atleast for now.In all seriousness, you're pretty transparent. I don't think you even enjoy the orchestra, you just wanted to get some of her sweet sweet arse. You almost sound like the 'she had it coming' type.
Again, sounding more like 'I need a fuck, wasting my precious time on this one..who else can I fuck ASAP..'Not true. I have played classical music for 10 years, I subscribe to the SSO and attend 3-4 performances a year. More than that, I really like this girl. I could be more than happy NOT fucking her, atleast for now.
It's not that I think I'm the most fantastic person on Earth, I just can't see how, in objective terms, I am such a bad prospect. Anyway, onto the next one I guess.
Just don't remind them that your name is Garth...not exactly a name that commands immediate respect....unlike the might 'Craig':evil:In saying that, I'm never paying my rates again and will gladly have a nice little chat in person with our newly elected panel of Councilors. They better bring donuts!
not all females, boyo. at 23 i had a six year old stepson and twins on the way, and was living on a rural property sans electricity and running water in a bus saving for my first mortgage. and having said that, my 23yro daughter is half way thru her studies at uni and has been the carer for her paternal grandparents for the last 12 months.It's hard to avoid the conclusion that 20-23 year old females are largely trolls. They flirt for attention and confidence boosts, then pretend to be offended when a young man with physical, social, cultural, intellectual and fiscal capital takes a genuine interest in them.
The T shirt I'll wear that has a picture of me bending a piece of railway steel should set the tone.Just don't remind them that your name is Garth...not exactly a name that commands immediate respect....unlike the might 'Craig':evil:
You must be new at girls. Most girls flirt with their male friends. It's just friendly interaction. Maybe she's clueless herself and doesn't see how she's coming across to you, or she's interested in someone else, is still reeling from a previous relationship, thinks you're gay, or has other unrelated-to-you crap to deal with making her emotionally unavailable. Don't be so quick to slag her off.>Buys tickets to the Sydney Symphony Orchestra.
>Asks a girl on date.
>Girl agrees to come on the condition that it's "just as friends".
Now I have to sit through an otherwise enjoyable evening KNOWING that I have no chance with her.
She has been flirting mercilessly for weeks - play fighting, piggybacking, joking about my poor Spanish. Heck, she came to visit my parents place for a week, I showed her around the countryside and she loved it.
It's hard to avoid the conclusion that 20-23 year old females are largely trolls. They flirt for attention and confidence boosts, then pretend to be offended when a young man with physical, social, cultural, intellectual and fiscal capital takes a genuine interest in them.
Fuck.
I spent time with a girl once and it sounded similar to this scenario.>Buys tickets to the Sydney Symphony Orchestra.
>Asks a girl on date.
>Girl agrees to come on the condition that it's "just as friends".
Now I have to sit through an otherwise enjoyable evening KNOWING that I have no chance with her.
She has been flirting mercilessly for weeks - play fighting, piggybacking, joking about my poor Spanish. Heck, she came to visit my parents place for a week, I showed her around the countryside and she loved it.
It's hard to avoid the conclusion that 20-23 year old females are largely trolls. They flirt for attention and confidence boosts, then pretend to be offended when a young man with physical, social, cultural, intellectual and fiscal capital takes a genuine interest in them.
Fuck.