WhizzinatorTHE URINE TEST
Urine testing is often referred to as the gold standard of the drug-test industry, and, all bad puns aside, they're not just talking about the color of your piss. Most of the 50 million drug tests performed in this country last year were urine tests-the least expensive and most common form of testing, at once highly invasive and, by now, fully integrated into American life.
When it comes to passing a urine test, you must put time on your side, specifically by allowing for time between your drug use and your drug test. Most banned substances pass through the body quickly (cocaine, for example, will disappear after a few days), but pesky THC abides in fat cells like a moocher crashing on your couch, remaining detectable in urine for as long as four weeks. So while a single smoke on Friday night will probably disappear by Monday, anything beyond the most casual toke needs more time.
Fortunately, as the urine-test industry has matured, so has the urine-test-solutions industry, which now offers a variety of approaches to beating the tests. A daily detox drink will lessen the amount of THC stored in your body and thus cut the time needed to cleanse. A quick flush will greatly increase the chances of passing the test, but it's imperative that at least 48 to 72 hours pass from toxin to test. That means not smoking for several days before the big day, or the quick flush won't work. If that's not an option, then a substitution or spike is needed. A substitution is just what the name implies: clean urine substituted for its tainted counterpart. A spike, on the other hand, is a small vial of chemicals covertly added to your specimen that adulterates the results. Spikes are available from several drug-detox companies.
Privacy is required to put a spike in play, so if someone will be hovering over the process while you pee, and you've gotten high in the last 72 hours, then your best bet is the infamous Whizzinator-a faux phallus that gives new meaning to the term "tool." It may take a steady hand and nerves of steel to whip out a prosthetic pecker as the tester observes from over your shoulder, but as Congress learned last spring, thousands have aced the Whiz Quiz with the help of this ingenious device.
And I, as a doctor (in 7 days anyway) have seen many, many, many people have significant problems including major psychosis after a couple of tokes or after chronic (no pun intended) use.Gawd, here we go.....
I've seen way too many people have no problems with long-term smoking at many different levels to claim it has terrible consequences.
I know daily smokers of 15 years' duration who have beautiful and meaningful lives and responsible, ongoing community engagement. I'm sure many of you reading this will know one or two people who have had negative experiences but am sure this is outweighed by those who have had no problems whatsoever
Just like drinking, don't go overboard, especially when you're young (under 23).
Blah blah. You lot are the people that over prescribe amphetamines to kids because they jump around alot, over prescribe benzo's and prozac because some people feel a bit sad, over prescribe oxycodone that people sell and get hooked on, tell people that methodone is a good way to get off heroin and tell us that we should stick needles in our kids when they are born and have fragile immune systems because one day they might come across hep b.And I, as a doctor (in 7 days anyway) have seen many, many, many people have significant problems including major psychosis after a couple of tokes or after chronic (no pun intended) use.
And more importantly I've seen and read quality evidence that demonstrates a clear link between MJ and mental illness. Which is much more relevant than your personal experience and it's proportionally tiny sample size.
People claimed for many years that tobacco didn't cause cancer too. Don't they look stupid now?
Pfft, so all doctors are evil now are they? Unfortunately this forum generally is pro-marijuana from what I've seen in the past, something I don't agree with. It's not really worth arguing for me, because for every person that is against the stuff, there will be 3 more saying how great and harmless it is (on this forum I mean, not in real life).Blah blah. You lot are the people that over prescribe amphetamines to kids because they jump around alot, over prescribe benzo's and prozac because some people feel a bit sad, over prescribe oxycodone that people sell and get hooked on, tell people that methodone is a good way to get off heroin and tell us that we should stick needles in our kids when they are born and have fragile immune systems because one day they might come across hep b.
Ha. I can't even begin to argue with such stupidity.Blah blah. You lot are the people that over prescribe amphetamines to kids because they jump around alot, over prescribe benzo's and prozac because some people feel a bit sad, over prescribe oxycodone that people sell and get hooked on, tell people that methodone is a good way to get off heroin and tell us that we should stick needles in our kids when they are born and have fragile immune systems because one day they might come across hep b.
I know heaps of cigarette smokers, pack a day and the like.Gawd, here we go.....
I've seen way too many people have no problems with long-term smoking at many different levels to claim it has terrible consequences.
I know daily smokers of 15 years' duration who have beautiful and meaningful lives and responsible, ongoing community engagement. I'm sure many of you reading this will know one or two people who have had negative experiences but am sure this is outweighed by those who have had no problems whatsoever
Just like drinking, don't go overboard, especially when you're young (under 23).
I agree with this angle, very much so. And, opinion given, I opt out of this no-win grey-area debate, as it will not, clearly, be a fruitful discussion.Blah blah. You lot are the people that over prescribe amphetamines to kids because they jump around alot, over prescribe benzo's and prozac because some people feel a bit sad, over prescribe oxycodone that people sell and get hooked on, tell people that methodone is a good way to get off heroin and tell us that we should stick needles in our kids when they are born and have fragile immune systems because one day they might come across hep b.
I always think I should give up, but seeing that I fit your description above ie. a successful career, a beautiful family and generally a great life, i struggle to find good reason to.I know daily smokers of 15 years' duration who have beautiful and meaningful lives and responsible, ongoing community engagement.
I don't really care to continue this dialogue, but I'm always up for a smoke... if you're rollingAnyone who wants to come over and have a beer and a toke is more than welcome to do so, then we'll continue the dialogue. Flame away, brothers!
High five friend.Blah blah. You lot are the people that over prescribe amphetamines to kids because they jump around alot, over prescribe benzo's and prozac because some people feel a bit sad, over prescribe oxycodone that people sell and get hooked on, tell people that methodone is a good way to get off heroin.
Didn't say that ... most however, tow the line.Pfft, so all doctors are evil now are they?
Sorry Mr. soon to be a doctor with no real experience - I have real world experience, get off your horse mate...Ha. I can't even begin to argue with such stupidity.
Sweet, I'll bring some home brew.Anyone who wants to come over and have a beer and a toke is more than welcome to do so, then we'll continue the dialogue. Flame away, brothers!
Cheers!High five friend.