This one is for
@pink poodle .
Complimentary breakfast at the well outdated Motel I'm staying in. ( Think, 1990s built, alpine region motel at its peak in about 1996 and things have been downhill ever since, desperately trying to stay relevant in a town full of new up and coming cafes and bars, something you'd see on Gordon's Hotel Nightmares.)
Walk in to the restauranty bit this morning, greeted by an overenthusiastic young turd who used the word "perfect" about 16 times in the 3 sentences he spoke to me... One of which informed me that "Barista made coffee was $5"
"Yup cool, I'll have one of those, Oat Latte thanks"
"Perfect."
Roam around and have some shitty continental brekky, sitting waiting patiently for 20mins or so for my Barista coffee. Hear the coffee machine going twice ..young turd emerges with 2 coffees, places one next to me,
Table next to me also has coffees, all of a sudden young turd looks confused, oh dear, which is which...
"Do you want to just try it and see if it's yours or not, I got really confused"
"Uhhh nah, I don't do milk so probably not"
"Do you think you could smell the difference?"
I laugh out loud...
"Look mate that's okay, I'll grab my $5 and go get one down the road"
"I'll just make you another one, just a bit of patience please"
The lady at the other table is also confused and asks for another one...oh no not again...
They come out one at a time this time...
Perfect. Well a bit shit, but not the worst coffee I've ever had.