Haha I could just imagine someone else finding these by accident and all the things they could've done to themI used to make sandwiches and take them on a night out on the piss. Id hide them in a garden or something, then come back at at 3 or 4am so i didnt need to buy drunk food (after spending $100+ on booze). although i did lose alot of sandwiches.
So you're the sandwich fairy! Thanks man!I used to make sandwiches and take them on a night out on the piss. Id hide them in a garden or something, then come back at at 3 or 4am so i didnt need to buy drunk food (after spending $100+ on booze). although i did lose alot of sandwiches.
...and cleaning.Had an old bloke as a neighbour who used to leave early for work every morning. I asked him why one one day and he told me it was so he could take a shit at his work and it saved him heaps on toilet paper...
Hahahaha.. I cannot believe the dickheads have anyone at all to have dinner with.Was at dinner last weekend with a group of friends, and there was a husband and wife team that I can't stand. They are friends of a friend that was at this dinner. Seriously, these two people want to make me go beserk as they constantly talk about how good they are, how much they earn, how awesome their kids are etc etc. I mean who gives a shit.
So we go out to this nice place and have dinner. Annoying couple, once they stop talking, order the most expensive food and wine on the menu for themselves. They order so much shit that half of it is left untouched.
After 3 hours it came time to pay and I can't wait to get out of there. I knew what was coming because they had pulled this stunt before and I wasn't going to get stuck with it again, so when he said "hey guys, how about we just split the bill by 8?" I replied with "how does get fucked sound?".
My wife nearly pissed herself laughing, but it went down like a lead balloon with the others, particularly the fuckwad. He ended up paying for what he ordered, although clearly not happy about it.
Who is the tightarse?
If they ordered that much shit then it's definitely not you, splitting the bill that way is by far the easiest and I've got no problem with it but if people go over the top then fuck them. Especially if they're fuckwits...Who is the tightarse?