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[DougalStrachan]

That should raise some red flags for them mate. Can't walk and high falls risk....... No doubt they are sending a sexy nurse as we type to give you a sponge bath, and the obligatory tradie to install a 5k handrail to your front-door that they'll subcontract to their nephew

 

[Stredda]

That should raise some red flags for them mate. Can't walk and high falls risk....... No doubt they are sending a sexy nurse as we type to give you a sponge bath, and the obligatory tradie to install a 5k handrail to your front-door that they'll subcontract to their nephew

Yeah, I'm farked

 

[pink poodle]

No doubt they are sending a sexy nurse as we type to give you a sponge bath

I spent a week in hospital pretty fucked up from a crash a long ways back. Lots of dirt and sweat sp they wanted me to have a shower...I was not confident I could pull that off (broken collar bone, hefty concussion, battered all over, and full of the drugs) and asked what sort of assistance I could get? They sent one my "uncles" (you know the ultra close family friends) from my childhood who worked there as an orderly. "I can't remember the last time I gave you a bath poodle..." well he wheeled me to the shower and waited patiently outside but did offer to help of I needed it, which I took up when it came time for towelling down. That was not an easy job with only 1 arm and all the fur.

 

[rockmoose]

I spent a week in hospital pretty fucked up from a crash a long ways back. Lots of dirt and sweat sp they wanted me to have a shower...I was not confident I could pull that off (broken collar bone, hefty concussion, battered all over, and full of the drugs) and asked what sort of assistance I could get? They sent one my "uncles" (you know the ultra close family friends) from my childhood who worked there as an orderly. "I can't remember the last time I gave you a bath poodle..." well he wheeled me to the shower and waited patiently outside but did offer to help of I needed it, which I took up when it came time for towelling down. That was not an easy job with only 1 arm and all the fur.

Did he do the old 'say uncle', nipple cripple?

 

[rowdyflat]

I spent a week in hospital pretty fucked up from a crash a long ways back. Lots of dirt and sweat sp they wanted me to have a shower...I was not confident I could pull that off (broken collar bone, hefty concussion, battered all over, and full of the drugs) and asked what sort of assistance I could get? They sent one my "uncles" (you know the ultra close family friends) from my childhood who worked there as an orderly. "I can't remember the last time I gave you a bath poodle..." well he wheeled me to the shower and waited patiently outside but did offer to help of I needed it, which I took up when it came time for towelling down. That was not an easy job with only 1 arm and all the fur.

I got a nice nurse to hold the hose and then she put in a suppository because I hadnt been for 2 weeks.
she was a bit rough with the suppository, so I said I can manage next time.

 

[Sky_Collapsed]

think i pulled my back out dragging a hose up the hill