What did you do TO / WITH / FOR your bike today!

[moorey]

Looked like the moors of Ol' Blighty that would make the Orange get all teary eyed and reminisce its place of birth.

I would have expected a few English werewolves in the background though or at least a Buninyong Yowie.

I saw American werewolf in London as an 11yo at the drive in. Scared the shit outta me…more so that it happened on the Moors

 

[shiny]

Wasn't the Yowie riding it?

@moorey doesn’t have enough hair to be a Yowie.

 

[moorey]

Wasn't the Yowie riding it?

Hey! I’ve manscaped since then.

 

[moorey]

@moorey doesn’t have enough hair to be a Yowie.

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I’m getting there. Just not on my head.

 

[Asininedrivel]

@moorey doesn’t have enough hair to be a Yowie.

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Faaark I had that book as a kid! From memory they defeated them by hiding in caves and the Yowie fell off a cliff or something #nostalgia

 

[rockmoose]

I’m getting there. Just not on my head.

Earhair combovers take time.

Persistence will pay off.

You will be resplendent in your yowieness, for next year's arseclown 6hr.

 

[ashes_mtb]

I saw American werewolf in London as an 11yo at the drive in. Scared the shit outta me…more so that it happened on the Moors

Speaking of scaring yourself. Listening to true crime podcasts isn’t the ideal preparation for solo night rides

“Fuck that stick looks like human bones. Maybe it is human bones. Fuck, is this some psychos cluster dump? What was that sound?”

 

[moorey]

Speaking of scaring yourself. Listening to true crime podcasts isn’t the ideal preparation for solo night rides

“Fuck that stick looks like human bones. Maybe it is human bones. Fuck, is this some psychos cluster dump? What was that sound?”

Funny you should say that. The one I listen to most usually talks about dead bodies found decomposing in the bush, and more often than not, they are teenage girls. Every time I smell a rocking wallaby or a kangaroo, I just assume it’s a person.

 

[moorey]

Speaking of scaring yourself. Listening to true crime podcasts isn’t the ideal preparation for solo night rides

“Fuck that stick looks like human bones. Maybe it is human bones. Fuck, is this some psychos cluster dump? What was that sound?”

I need some comedy in my true crime. If you haven’t heard these guys, give it a crack. They go into the history of the town and it’s demographics before launching into the murder. It’s just as fascinating as the murder itself.
https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/small-town-murder/id1194755213?i=1000530351197

 

[shiny]

Faaark I had that book as a kid! From memory they defeated them by hiding in caves and the Yowie fell off a cliff or something #nostalgia

Yeah, I have faint memories if the book too. Can’t recall all the details though.

 

[ashes_mtb]

I need some comedy in my true crime. If you haven’t heard these guys, give it a crack. They go into the history of the town and it’s demographics before launching into the murder. It’s just as fascinating as the murder itself.
https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/small-town-murder/id1194755213?i=1000530351197

Will give it a go. I’ve been mainly listening to True Crime Garage, and yeah, it’s mainly decomposing bodies in the bush…

 

[beeb]

@moorey doesn’t have enough hair to be a Yowie.

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That's just @pink poodle before the dye-job isn't it?

 

[shiny]

That's just @pink poodle before the dye-job isn't it?

You may be right. How many litres of dye is needed to change colour though.

 

[rockmoose]

Fell apart a bit at the end of the month. Over doing it? Work taking too much out of me?

But I think that's my first 1000k month.

 

[rockmoose]

Also, over the past 3 days, I serviced my headset, rear derailleur, and all suspension links and switch infinity.

 

[ashes_mtb]

Fell apart a bit at the end of the month. Over doing it? Work taking too much out of me?

But I think that's my first 1000k month.

1000km is huge, but I can’t stop looking at the elevation gained figure

 

[Minlak]

Funny you should say that. The one I listen to most usually talks about dead bodies found decomposing in the bush, and more often than not, they are teenage girls. Every time I smell a rocking wallaby or a kangaroo, I just assume it’s a person.

If they are smelly you are well safe - no need to fret! - The fresh ones could be an issue

 

[Mr Crudley]

I saw American werewolf in London as an 11yo at the drive in. Scared the shit outta me…more so that it happened on the Moors

I remember that one well too. Consequently, I have never walked in a UK subway late at night alone either

 

[rockmoose]

1000km is huge, but I can’t stop looking at the elevation gained figure

Yeah yeah, I know. I've got to boost those rookie numbers.

 

[Mattyp]

Yeah yeah, I know. I've got to boost those rookie numbers.

You forgot to mention that was all riding around in your lounge room.