Today, the pig was so excited to pick up his new frame (warranty as the last one started to crack under the meat socks enormous fat arse). Huge kudos to Giant and Panther Cycles..... on the way home, the pig saw a snake flop off a ~2 meter wall into a walkway/cycleway that is a converted water viaduct. At this point, it's about 2.5 meters wide and has smooth concrete walls taller than the pig.... say 2 meters.
The snake was pissed, people were running / cycling past it... and it was scared, so it coiled up and was false striking..... The pig understood the sneks fear of humans and tried to help it... The pig got the meat sack to call the council (no help) and then a wildlife rescue call center put them in touch with a snek handler..... the snek handler was 45 minutes away.
Over 30 minutes, the pig tried to shepherd hoomans away, often getting a "WTF are you doing, you fat shite" from people running by until they saw the snake as it tried to strike out at them...... Pig wanted to hold the snek at face height to help it.....
anyway, snek was liking the new frame and used it a few times to try and get home.... finally, after an hour or so, and a storm or two later snek used the pigs sled to slither off....
video of snek using fat chodes bike to slither away.
Be nice to sneks.....
s