Quotes From some old guy at work.. (Warning: fiction drug references and swearing)
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MasterOfReality
After forever
'I'll use her shit as toothpaste, I will' - central qld miner going on about a girl that he liked.
'She has a ass like a 12 year old boy' - this one is wrong on so many levels, again coming from a central qld miner.
'Its a cunt's hair past 3' - my old man responding to my polite request of the time.
'She has a ass like a 12 year old boy' - this one is wrong on so many levels, again coming from a central qld miner.
'Its a cunt's hair past 3' - my old man responding to my polite request of the time.
Tristan23
Farkin guerilla
Do all three of those quotes happen to come from the same person?
MasterOfReality
After forever
Hehe no, my old man wasn't a miner, he was 1st Officer on various bulk carriers and supertankers over his 35 year working life. The similarity between the guys on the ships and the guys underground is remarkable.
The first I heard at Central Colliery, the second I heard at Newlands Mine.
who...?
Likes Dirt
"Shes got a face like a droped pie"
"Shes got a face like a half chewed minty"
"Im so hungry i could eat the ass out of a dead horse"
"Your like bowling ball, every one fingers you and then throws you in the gutter"- Refering to some one who likes to sleep around a lot
"Shes got a face like a tin of bashed crabs"
"Dryer then a nuns cunt"
Retail assistant- "Would you like a bag with that sir?" Customer- "No thanks mate shes in the car"
"Shes got a face like a half chewed minty"
"Im so hungry i could eat the ass out of a dead horse"
"Your like bowling ball, every one fingers you and then throws you in the gutter"- Refering to some one who likes to sleep around a lot
"Shes got a face like a tin of bashed crabs"
"Dryer then a nuns cunt"
Retail assistant- "Would you like a bag with that sir?" Customer- "No thanks mate shes in the car"
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maxybon1234
Likes Dirt
I want to die like my Grandmother did, peacfully in her sleep. Not screaming like the rest of the people in the car.
That is wrong on so many levels, yet it made me laugh.
lawno
Likes Bikes
Vicious_Fishes
Banned
sweating like michael jackson at a wiggles concert
i'd hit it like a 747
i'd rather chew rusty staples
if you cant drink until she's hot, turn the lights off
it's like a real relationship, except you're the chick and she's the dude...
faster than an ethiopian with a maccas voucher
i work like you fuck - quick, easy, and straight to the point.
i'd hit it like a 747
i'd rather chew rusty staples
if you cant drink until she's hot, turn the lights off
it's like a real relationship, except you're the chick and she's the dude...
faster than an ethiopian with a maccas voucher
i work like you fuck - quick, easy, and straight to the point.
pinned--->
Likes Bikes and Dirt
If theres grass on the wicket, its okay to play cricket.
GravityGuru
Likes Bikes and Dirt
Fuck that! You gotta be like the tortoise and get in before the hair!
jackthewolverine
Likes Dirt
"As busy as a brick layer in Bagdad"
Sorry if this ofends anybody, It was writing on the music room wall.
Sorry if this ofends anybody, It was writing on the music room wall.
jackthewolverine
Likes Dirt
Yours is better
Faith3_Nobbi-man
Likes Dirt
"hi. you suck"
"your mums so stupid she thinks she braught you off ebay"
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Dust, A bike, Weres the rider?????, "dont worry, he can fly"..*superman no-hander no-lander*= "i think i went and stacked myself retarded"
"your mums so stupid she thinks she braught you off ebay"
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Dust, A bike, Weres the rider?????, "dont worry, he can fly"..*superman no-hander no-lander*= "i think i went and stacked myself retarded"