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Here is one from an old job. I was a deckhand on the some of the charter ferries in Sydney, and one of the skippers would tell this story whenever he had the chance.
He was making (ie coming alongside) a wharf in a rather large ferry, when a smaller boat got in the way. They had words and the bloke in the little boat said: "I won't be very long". The ferry skipper replied: "If you don't move you won't be very wide either".
Here is one from an old job. I was a deckhand on the some of the charter ferries in Sydney, and one of the skippers would tell this story whenever he had the chance.
He was making (ie coming alongside) a wharf in a rather large ferry, when a smaller boat got in the way. They had words and the bloke in the little boat said: "I won't be very long". The ferry skipper replied: "If you don't move you won't be very wide either".