So Xmas coming up and the missus doesn't want anything, so we were going to settle for no gifts. We just buy what we need during the year. She now tells me she has bought something for me. I'm tapped, completely out of ideas. I know if I don't get something I'll never hear the end of it.
You're in trouble. No matter what you do...good luck.
In NSW, it is not illegal to return carp alive, but usually when I catch them they have a small arrow sized hole in the side of them!
I then return them to the earth, buried under my vegie patch
You go spear fishing for carp? I thought it was illegal to return them, had that ever been the case?
Get her a playstation.
Thought I nailed it buying my ex a playstation 4 for her birthday, “I can finally play the new starwars game! She’ll never use this”, NOPE! She actually loved it and took it in the separation.
I never got to finish starwars.
I think we need to crowd fund you a PS4 and this star wars game.
I'm so conflicted, that's both tragic and hilarious.
I await it to be translated into Italian and turned into an opera. An opera for the modern age at least!
I'm ready to invest! Who is going to play
@Ultra Lord?
My missus forgot my birthday this year - that’s some useful credit points for me to cash in for a short while
A girl once liked me for a very long time. Across all the years she never remembered my birthday. I nailed hers every year, without fail. Eventually, once...she remembered my birthday. Then it as over. Also apparently I ruined her last birthday we were together by not wanting to eat take away in our room at the old Claire hotel but rather in one of the restaurants downstairs. I'm such a douche...