Mr Crudley
Glock in your sock
Had Santa Ana couch at a previous house. Great grass but hell if any weeds take hold. Dicamba got it fairly well under control but we had a few spots that were hard to manage. I hope you have a cylinder mower there, you got to have one of those.Santa anna couch here (Gippsland, Vic). Laid it about 10 years ago. Very low maintenance. Spray it once a year to rid all the winter grass.
Is dormant through winter but need to mow it once a week in the warmer months.
My neighbour there did some green keeping once and had evergreen couch. We used to scalp the couches just before spring and hire a corer from Kennards and hit it every two years. Filling up the cores and top dress with 2 tonnes of river sand (no weed seeds in sand). Held in the water well and looked pretty good without too much maintenance. Sure did grow like crazy in the warmer months.