Douche Listing of the Day - Post them here.

[Wednesday]

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/mornington/bicycles/2010-kona-stinky/1147347461

Total douche description and picture. Plenty of adjustment available.

 

[Wednesday]

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/carlton/bicycles/road-bike-in-perfect-condition-10speed-azzurri-primo-full-carbon-/1146677815

Nothing better than "strong duct tape" over a cracked frame, no safety issue according to Hyson as well as been the best bike hands down. Someone scoop this one up . . .

 

[moorey]

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/mornington/bicycles/2010-kona-stinky/1147347461

Total douche description and picture. Plenty of adjustment available.

Seat post out to show adjustment? My eyes say that's something like a 27.2 frame and a 30.9 post...that's just the beginning of the problems. Not to mention it being more like an 06
http://www.bikepedia.com/QuickBike/BikeSpecs.aspx?year=2006&brand=Kona&model=Stinky

 

[Comic Book Guy]

I guess a mean down hill bush bike like this commands the proper hydroelectric braking system


http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/rive...ition-down-hill-bush-mountain-bike/1147526526

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And don't forget the cable tied cables in front of the handlebars, no wear issue there.

 

[Comic Book Guy]

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/carlton/bicycles/road-bike-in-perfect-condition-10speed-azzurri-primo-full-carbon-/1146677815

Nothing better than "strong duct tape" over a cracked frame, no safety issue according to Hyson as well as been the best bike hands down. Someone scoop this one up . . .

Yeah, pretty bad. Hot glue works better.

 

[Mr Crudley]

When trying to sell a used saddle it is always wise not to leave pube-like looking hairs nearby the used saddle.:faint2:

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Selle-Italia-Saddle-in-Black-VGC-/112399875350?

 

[Knuckles]

When trying to sell a used saddle it is always wise not to leave pube-like looking hairs nearby the used saddle.:faint2:

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Selle-Italia-Saddle-in-Black-VGC-/112399875350?

Obviously not suitable for a roadie

 

[Mr Crudley]

This is a bit odd and disturbing at the same time.

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/322214214390



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[flamin'trek]

This is a bit odd and disturbing at the same time.

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/322214214390



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Aside from the odd and disturbing product, I can't work out the benefits of listing items on eBay australia that have postage costs greater than the price of the product. $500+Postage for $300ish product

 

[Mr Crudley]

I agree. I think a tactic is to have a low sticker price and recover the losses with mega shipping charges.

Sadly makes some good looking deals turn to crap in record time.

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[flamin'trek]

I agree. I think a tactic is to have a low sticker price and recover the losses with mega shipping charges.

Sadly makes some good looking deals turn to crap in record time.

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And it especially fails when eBay sort only let's you sort price by cost plus shipping, not cost only.

 

[Shinigami]

look at the up side... with the BB being in the rear triangle you dont have to deal with chain growth...

 

[Comic Book Guy]

Wait till you see it: http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Giant-Bo...052011?hash=item44020b022b:g:5yoAAOSwkShY-YFp

It's back on Fleabay. Now with improved pricing: http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Giant-Bo...514111?hash=item440361c0bf:g:5yoAAOSwkShY-YFp

F'ken numpties.

 

[pink poodle]

Buy now price is strong. This item is a long term investment, like a good red wine.

 

[Paulie_AU]

What a machine

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/yokine/bicycles/merida-bike-tfs-duke-550/1146410878

 

[pink poodle]

What a machine

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/yokine/bicycles/merida-bike-tfs-duke-550/1146410878

My eyes! They burn...

 

[silentbutdeadly]

What a machine

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/yokine/bicycles/merida-bike-tfs-duke-550/1146410878

Oh my fornicating god...

My eyes too caught aflame at the sight...and then the tears of laughter at the description soothed them delightfully...

 

[link1896]

What a machine

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/yokine/bicycles/merida-bike-tfs-duke-550/1146410878

The spec listing is very special. This is a new dialect of Engrish I am not familiar with.

"Flower Drum: NOVATEC, D042SB, Golden, China"

"The Cross: ABR, T6 DB 6061 Ultra – Light Aluminium, Black, Taiwan"

 

[Comic Book Guy]

What a machine

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/yokine/bicycles/merida-bike-tfs-duke-550/1146410878

30 speed?...FFS. What an abomination.

 

[pink poodle]

Oh my fornicating god...

My eyes too caught aflame at the sight...and then the tears of laughter at the description soothed them delightfully...

The God rays powering into shot.. I think the increased glare fucked my cornea.