Confessions from the fuckwits
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pink poodle
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Aluminium foil is your friend @wesdadude ! You can reuse it or recycle it, it isn't Christmas themed, and it will set your gifts apart whether it be Christmas a birthday a wedding or engagement party. I've been doing it since a friend had glandular fever in high school. Sure I've gotten some unwanted feedback from ift recipients but anyone that makes it to a second gifting occasion usually gets used to it and is a wierdo themselves.
And happy Christmas.
pink poodle
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There's a girl I know, she seems quite nice and rides bikes. We run into each other every so often and a few times this year she has suggested we get on the trail together but nothing has eventuated. We finally got out for that ride this morning. I hate xc riding, I hate riding in the summer heat, and I always avoid riding this close to starting my tour season in Japan to avoid injury.
I forgot to take my gloves. I hate riding without gloves. Relax this isn't going where you all want it to, I didn't crash and only put my foot down twice on the whole ride (climbing out of the dipper section near the poo works I got tangled on 2 different roots). But I felt so naked without my gloves. Otherwise it was a good ride.
I forgot to take my gloves. I hate riding without gloves. Relax this isn't going where you all want it to, I didn't crash and only put my foot down twice on the whole ride (climbing out of the dipper section near the poo works I got tangled on 2 different roots). But I felt so naked without my gloves. Otherwise it was a good ride.
beeb
Dr. Beebenson, PhD HA, ST, Offset (hons)
Always wear protection.
Next post and he will be pregnant unable to go skiing because a litter of puppies are on the way!
safreek
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Yeah, lack of gloves always make me feel naked as well. It's all in your mind though
Mr Crudley
Glock in your sock
Pffft, you need to XC-up, forget those gloves and get those midday rides going if you want to to impress those Newcastle ladies.
A bit of shaved legs and 29er hardtail living could be on the way for you.
safreek
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Mr Crudley
Glock in your sock
Let's hope that she isn't too picky and the Poods has a chance.
Full Lycra and clipless FTW.
ozzybmx
taking a shit with my boobs out
He might even get an invite to her's on NYE for a glass BBQ.
Mr Crudley
Glock in your sock
Sounds like a plan
I have a strong feeling that her BBQ would be over way before midnight and would need a few more logs on that fire.
pink poodle
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Pretty sure she shared her head recently and walks up as down Beaumont st at night. Either that or she has a doppleganger that does! She has propositioned me a few times recently when I have been trying to climb on the bike and ride home. I don't know how I have resisted her charms!
ForkinGreat
Knows his Brassica oleracea
Sharing is caring!
pink poodle
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fjohn860
Alice in diaperland
Did something similar once with a helmet.
Got to the You Yangs champing at the bit to ride. Bike ready, camel back, gloves, let's fkn go.
About 1k down the track I'm thinking "gee it's a bit breezy today".
Left my helmet sitting on the scuttle panel.
But at least I didn't leave it at home I suppose.
pink poodle
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For just a moment, you see so free from the myths of big helmet...
rockmoose
his flabber is totally gastered
Faaark. Looking forward to watching next Christmas' effort
Love a wee challenge. Being public there is no option but for success