Spanky_Ham
Porcinus Slappius
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where does one start..... OK, the meat sack is old and fat... and possibly a mid life crisis is coming, full bore head on...... It's been a few years since (insert photo here)
yeah yeah, laugh it up fuzzball..We all went for a three month holiday after thinking work was shite, to Japan, ended up coming back to Aus a number of years later and married...... Returning to Aus was supposed to be a three year (at the most) excursion {like the shit stains life is so organised} before returning to a life of?..... so, it's been a constant spanner in the gears with fires, death of family members, covid... covid... ahhhh, covid... and then rain.... before you know it 5 or more years pass without the meat sock and the ham having some really stranded at the side of the road in a foreign country with no money....... excitement?
So, the fat shite stain is in need of some training (note: we've never done this before [planning] - hence asking for advice)........
reality
The stain is looking for a close to sydney.... (it's a start) to take his totally unprepared grovel bike and do a little practice camping... in the coming months/year to practice cycle camping... for...... well, see above, adverse to planning.... who knows where this leads....
S
p.s. we have a tent... a bike.... it's a grovel bike....
p.s.s. We are not sure why this post was so hard to admit to/post
p.s.s.sx10_4 We did do a google search, but let's face it.. the farkin/rotorburn collective knowledge is better than google
where does one start..... OK, the meat sack is old and fat... and possibly a mid life crisis is coming, full bore head on...... It's been a few years since (insert photo here)
yeah yeah, laugh it up fuzzball..We all went for a three month holiday after thinking work was shite, to Japan, ended up coming back to Aus a number of years later and married...... Returning to Aus was supposed to be a three year (at the most) excursion {like the shit stains life is so organised} before returning to a life of?..... so, it's been a constant spanner in the gears with fires, death of family members, covid... covid... ahhhh, covid... and then rain.... before you know it 5 or more years pass without the meat sock and the ham having some really stranded at the side of the road in a foreign country with no money....... excitement?
So, the fat shite stain is in need of some training (note: we've never done this before [planning] - hence asking for advice)........
reality
The stain is looking for a close to sydney.... (it's a start) to take his totally unprepared grovel bike and do a little practice camping... in the coming months/year to practice cycle camping... for...... well, see above, adverse to planning.... who knows where this leads....
- Suggestions for camp sites within 100 km of a train station.
- start small and then move further and further....
S
p.s. we have a tent... a bike.... it's a grovel bike....
p.s.s. We are not sure why this post was so hard to admit to/post
p.s.s.sx10_4 We did do a google search, but let's face it.. the farkin/rotorburn collective knowledge is better than google
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