Project Mulleting!!

[Flow-Rider]

After googling it I sadly don't think I'm hardcore enough to be a schralper. Bombing I can do as I just shut my eyes at the top.

Normal people don't need to worry about shralping mate, shit like that is what is going to get us kicked out of parks

 

[DMan]

Normal people don't need to worry about shralping mate, shit like that is what is going to get us kicked out of parks

I like the way you think.

 

[moorey]

After googling it I sadly don't think I'm hardcore enough to be a schralper. Bombing I can do as I just shut my eyes at the top.

You better not have an Instagram account then!

 

[moorey]

Normal people don't need to worry about shralping mate, shit like that is what is going to get us kicked out of parks

Yeah....umm....that's the real reason I don't do it. NOTHING to do with riding ability. You don't know!

 

[Flow-Rider]

Yeah....umm....that's the real reason I don't do it. NOTHING to do with riding ability. You don't know!

I've seen pics of you shralping with the front wheel.

 

[moorey]

I've seen pics of you shralping with the front wheel.

Like a pro.

 

[DMan]

Like a pro. View attachment 376519

At least he's consistent! And he's had a lot of tattoo removal done..

 

[DMan]

You better not have an Instagram account then!

Yeah I do. I have to though. It's the only way I can like my wife's posts.

Yeah....umm....that's the real reason I don't do it. NOTHING to do with riding ability. You don't know!

I don't have enough hair to be a good shralper.

 

[moorey]

Yeah I do. I have to though. It's the only way I can like my wife's posts.


I don't have enough hair to be a good shralper.

Hair is just extra drag. Ask Sam.

 

[Dales Cannon]

If you lean an orange over that far do the drawers pop open? Maybe the bottom one is digging in?

 

[moorey]

If you lean an orange over that far do the drawers pop open? Maybe the bottom one is digging in?

Who doesn’t lock their drawers, FFS?

 

[frenchman]

Like a pro. View attachment 376519

Sunglasses with a fullface.
Even if this was from 1964 remember there is no time limit for a indictable offence.
The honourable Judge @leitch orders you to stand trial before a jury where the maximum sentence will be a life sentence working at the yeti factory in Vietnam.

 

[Dales Cannon]

Who doesn’t lock their drawers, FFS?

Just checking.

 

[Flow-Rider]

Sunglasses with a fullface.
Even if this was from 1964 remember there is no time limit for a indictable offence.
The honourable Judge @leitch orders you to stand trial before a jury where the maximum sentence will be a life sentence working at the yeti factory in Vietnam.

Veterans of the sport are exempt from that rule, it only applies to Boomers.

 

[leitch]

Sorry @moorey it's the rules. The scales of Endur-bro justice must be properly balanced across the Go Slow//Look Pro dichotomy, and it's clear from the evidence that you're dramatically skewed to the former.

 

[moorey]

Sunglasses with a fullface.
Even if this was from 1964 remember there is no time limit for a indictable offence.
The honourable Judge @leitch orders you to stand trial before a jury where the maximum sentence will be a life sentence working at the yeti factory in Vietnam.

Yep. I did a bad thing. Please don’t tell the Stromlo Forest Kooks

 

[frenchman]

Veterans of the sport are exempt from that rule, it only applies to Boomers.

he is a boomer.

 

[moorey]

Sorry @moorey it's the rules. The scales of Endur-bro justice must be properly balanced across the Go Slow//Look Pro dichotomy, and it's clear from the evidence that you're dramatically skewed to the former.

But…you can clearly see I’m wearing Dickies shorts, an old Tee and no padding. I my defense, I was shuttle driving for KOB practice and did one run to end the day out.
In more damning testimony, back in late 90’s/early 00’s, I always raced full face and sunnies with a Crumpler messenger bag for back protection before buying Dianese.
Will provide exhibit A later, then see myself out.

 

[moorey]

Sorry @moorey it's the rules. The scales of Endur-bro justice must be properly balanced across the Go Slow//Look Pro dichotomy, and it's clear from the evidence that you're dramatically skewed to the former.

I don’t need Fullface and sunnies to prove I’m the former.

 

[leitch]

I don’t need Fullface and sunnies to prove I’m the former.

Perhaps you don't understand the principles of balance, either. The slower you are, the more pro you must look. The faster you are, the more like a hobo. These are the rules.

As punishment you must buy a TLD clown kit and say 12 Remy Mortons before bed each night.