I hate last night. I was at work, at one of the local bars/clubs, picking up glasses like I'm supposed to. I find myself outside, making the run of the ground level beer garden picking up what's been left out there. All of a sudden, I and a couple of people around me get pissed on by some douchebag who thought it would be a good idea to take a leak off the upper smokers area. Fucking dickhead. I immediately ran upstairs but, before bursting outside and cutting sick, I got one of the bouncers to go deal with it, they won't get fired for using force. I wish I had've gone and gotten the fucker though.
Then, about half an hour later, some other douchebag turns on the fire hose upstairs. With hundreds of litres of water goign everywhere, I, again, run upstairs, under the waterfall coing from above, in an attempt to stop the deluge. It was just as I got to the giant puddle around the fire hose that I then slipped over and fell into inch deep puddle, further soaking me. I then had to clean it all up. Then, around 3 hours later, we finally closed and I had finished my shift. It was then, that in my state of anger and being pissed off (and pissed on, for that matter) that I missed $10 on the ground right next to my feet, which my mate picked up and quickly rubbed in my face.
It was seriously the worst night of my life. I fucking hate people. I apologise for the swearing but it aggrevates me so much.