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Im pissing myself right now..............................................................................................................................
fucking funny
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fucking funny
brycethebomb
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I want one.
Wolfgang D
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Sony's stupid piece of shot box nearly had me in tears! so good!
Urban DH
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good on you jim!
brodie_rider
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Before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing me story because people asked...
Wow... okay, i wasn't sure if i was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and i'm sleep deprived so i guess i'll just write it now and regret it in the morning...
First of all, just for some backround: My mom died when i was born, (she was actually really really hot, but this isn't about her. i guess that's messed up to say, but oh well) i actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he left me before i was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.
Anyways, growing up i felt like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When i was about 17 or 18 i first noticed my sister was a hottie.
i don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that i accidentally found a video she made of herself. i knew she didn't make it for me, but i thought she was so beautiful that i watched it twice. (i probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time i found the video, all this crazy stuff went on and i had to leave home. (My dad's family who i was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. i never talk about it).
Sooo... i was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when i left home.
My friend and i went to go pick her up. When i saw her that day, after seeing the video, i have to be honest, i just wanted to have sex with her so badly. Looking back on it now, its pretty messed up, but i think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, i mean, it wasn't ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.
After we left, we all went to my sister's friends, On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my sister, and i got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy, and even though she was my sister, i felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe sexy hugging.
Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that i'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.
My friend and my sister never hooked up i don't think, but i thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that i got really badly hurt in an accident. i was fucked up. i alsmost died. But when i was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started giving me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.
Sadly (although, i guess it was for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and i started to get really religious, so i tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time, like i was completely over her. But i have to say, about a year or so after all that stuff happened, we were out sailing (not like a date or
anything romantic like that), and she was wearing the sexiest bikini i've ever seen and it brought back all the old feelings. *sigh*
A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before. i can't say i was suprised.
But even after she was hitting it up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and i were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. i think something might have happened, except i killed the mood when i told her that Darth Vader was our father and that i had to go face him...
Wow... okay, i wasn't sure if i was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and i'm sleep deprived so i guess i'll just write it now and regret it in the morning...
First of all, just for some backround: My mom died when i was born, (she was actually really really hot, but this isn't about her. i guess that's messed up to say, but oh well) i actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he left me before i was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.
Anyways, growing up i felt like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When i was about 17 or 18 i first noticed my sister was a hottie.
i don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that i accidentally found a video she made of herself. i knew she didn't make it for me, but i thought she was so beautiful that i watched it twice. (i probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time i found the video, all this crazy stuff went on and i had to leave home. (My dad's family who i was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. i never talk about it).
Sooo... i was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when i left home.
My friend and i went to go pick her up. When i saw her that day, after seeing the video, i have to be honest, i just wanted to have sex with her so badly. Looking back on it now, its pretty messed up, but i think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, i mean, it wasn't ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.
After we left, we all went to my sister's friends, On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my sister, and i got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy, and even though she was my sister, i felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe sexy hugging.
Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that i'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.
My friend and my sister never hooked up i don't think, but i thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that i got really badly hurt in an accident. i was fucked up. i alsmost died. But when i was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started giving me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.
Sadly (although, i guess it was for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and i started to get really religious, so i tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time, like i was completely over her. But i have to say, about a year or so after all that stuff happened, we were out sailing (not like a date or
anything romantic like that), and she was wearing the sexiest bikini i've ever seen and it brought back all the old feelings. *sigh*
A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before. i can't say i was suprised.
But even after she was hitting it up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and i were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. i think something might have happened, except i killed the mood when i told her that Darth Vader was our father and that i had to go face him...
setonz
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That is the funniest sh!t i have read in a long time...thankyou.
Broken Bones89
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