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Or you get home, stand at the foot of the bed, piss on both your bed and your previously sleeping girlfriend and then sleep in the mess you just made.... you throw up in your bed and fall back to sleep straight away...
Or you get home, stand at the foot of the bed, piss on both your bed and your previously sleeping girlfriend and then sleep in the mess you just made.... you throw up in your bed and fall back to sleep straight away...
Last weekend my brother pissed in a clothes basket full of clean clothes.Or you get home, stand at the foot of the bed, piss on both your bed and your previously sleeping girlfriend and then sleep in the mess you just made.
Or you get home, stand at the foot of the bed, piss on both your bed and your previously sleeping girlfriend and then sleep in the mess you just made.
Holy shit at the piss stories being seemingly common! Geez...Last weekend my brother pissed in a clothes basket full of clean clothes.
A related story. Staying at my godfathers one night when he and my Auntie came home blind drunk after a wedding reception. He came into my cousins room where I had been sleeping on the floor and pissed all over my head. Fucks me what he was thinking but he didn't even realise until I told him in the morning.
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When you start hedge diving. Dove into many a hedges on Sat night. Hands are so fucked from it, still picking splinters out. Damn those smart bastards who plant spikey hedges are the joint.
Sure it was!Okay, not me, but a mate.