Got pulled over by the cops. Cruising along, phone is going off like a frog in a sock, pull it out to see what's going on and decide to pull over and just ring Mrs George.
While I'm stopped I see the Cruiser pull up a few houses down. And wait. Hang up and the second I start moving there's a hand out the window waving me down. Dammit.
"G'day mate. What's the rule about phones?"
"Not while moving."
"Did you just remember that?"
"Well, no, not really"
"Any business with the police before now?"
"Well I have a mate down in Mornington who's in the job."
"Alright, off you go. Just be careful, we don't want to be scraping you off the road."
Turns out they were just behind me when I whipped the phone out. Saved by playing it straight, I clearly look well experienced, and not arguing the point.
Clearly a slow news day in town.