The stupid questions thread.

[stirk]

Do you wear sports shorts over your lycra bib knicks?

It's bloody mandatory in my opinion, and I don't care what gender you are.

 

[HamboCairns]

It's bloody mandatory in my opinion, and I don't care what gender you are.

Oh good I wasn't sure if I was doing it wrong! I do find they slide around a bit though..

 

[stirk]

Oh good I wasn't sure if I was doing it wrong! I do find they slide around a bit though..

If your bits a sliding about something is wrong.

 

[HamboCairns]

If your bits a sliding about something is wrong.

My shorts slide around. Not sure I needed to explain that!

 

[stirk]

My shorts slide around. Not sure I needed to explain that!

The chamois butter goes on the inside.

 

[Tubeless]

Is that full stop. supposed to be there?

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

 

[HamboCairns]

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

If I saw you, I'd want you to kill me!

 

[Tubeless]

If I saw you, I'd want you to kill me!

If I bedded you, I'd want you to keep seeing me.

 

[pink poodle]

If I bedded you, I'd want you to keep seeing me.

I do that stuff with my eyes closed.

 

[Hamsta]

Would self administering an epi-pen in the absence of anaphylactic shock cause my heart to melt?

 

[Spike-X]

Would self administering an epi-pen in the absence of anaphylactic shock cause my heart to melt?

How bad to you want to find out?

 

[Spike-X]

Who do I have to kill to find out the max. rider weight for a Fox CTD shock?

 

[eastie]

Who do I have to kill to find out the max. rider weight for a Fox CTD shock?

From a G!ants website - listed under the full specs for each bike, hope it helps clarify:

"The most accurate way to determine any shocks maximum bike rider weight is to have your local dealer weigh you. Many riders strive to list their lowest possible weight, but in reality rider weight can vary based on size, finish, hardware and accessories. All G!ant dual suspension bikes are designed for best-in-class weight and ride quality, regardless if you are malnutritioned or a fat fuck."

And if' that's no help, Fox lists 300psi as max pressure for float shocks, so unless you're plowing past the recommended 24-35% sag at 300psi you should be good.

 

[Spike-X]

Just gotta try and squeeze more air into the bastid thing then, I guess.

 

[Minlak]

Who do I have to kill to find out the max. rider weight for a Fox CTD shock?

The max weight is determined by the sag which is set by the pressure. I can however confirm that my Fox CTD functioned as intended well north of 130kgs

 

[bear the bear]

Just gotta try and squeeze more air into the bastid thing then, I guess.

I can see this ending badly in the fuckwits thread....

 

[Spike-X]

The max weight is determined by the sag which is set by the pressure. I can however confirm that my Fox CTD functioned as intended well north of 130kgs

I'm a lil' south of there, so I should be fine.

 

[Spike-X]

I can see this ending badly in the fuckwits thread....

I'll keep you updated!

 

[Tubeless]

I can see this ending well (for our entertainment) in the fuckwits thread....

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now listening to

 

[pink poodle]

Would self administering an epi-pen in the absence of anaphylactic shock cause my heart to melt?

NOT medical advice but...I don't think it will have any negative impact.

Who do I have to kill to find out the max. rider weight for a Fox CTD shock?

Shock max psi, leverage ratio of frame, no set rider weight...pump harder!