Nice job
@Spanky_Ham, been a few years since I hit 12000km for the year and it was only the once.
Good luck on the festy, its a difficult target to hit and potentially at the worst for family commitments and hottest time of the year.
You need to break its back early or the kilometers compound and leave you a faaked up distance to hit in the last few days.
2014 Festy left me a massive job with my rear light going out at midnight with 110km done, forcing me to have a 4 hour sleep.
[Meat sack} Oi, Oi, Pig.... wanna do the Rapha 500
[Pig] ahhh, no... wait, wait... let me think about it..... FOOK NO!
[Meat Sack] We'll crush it when Wifu is watching her korean drama.. early morning, late at night.... and I'll let you have total control on NYE!
[Pig] How many kms?
[Meat Sack] 500kms in 8 days..
[Pig] phhhhhhhht....... 500kms in 8 Days, piss eeeeeeezy.... Yeah, let's do it!!!
[Meat Sack] We don't have access to a bicycle for the first three days...
[Pig] You are a real piece of crap......
{ a few days later ]
[Meat Sack] Woooo, we did it!!!
[Pig] Hand over the controls !!!!
[Meat Sack] Please leave a good looking corpse..
[Pig] {snorts in derision.}