The election thread - Will the new PM last a full term - who will you futilely vote for?

Who will you vote for?

  • Liberals

    Votes: 14 18.2%
  • Labor

    Votes: 32 41.6%
  • Nationals

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Greens

    Votes: 18 23.4%
  • Independant

    Votes: 4 5.2%
  • The Reason Party

    Votes: 4 5.2%
  • Shooters and Fishers Party

    Votes: 2 2.6%
  • One Nation

    Votes: 1 1.3%
  • Donkey/Invalid vote

    Votes: 2 2.6%

  • Total voters


Random Krishna
Looks like a vampire with no teeth
but a vampire who shits himself in odd places, and often sharts from the mouth during press conferences, it seems.
He does have teeth, though. Gaslighting teeth, victim blaming teeth, Nasty, vicious **DARVO teeth.

** DARVO ="deny, attack, and reverse victim and offender". It is a common manipulation strategy of psychological abusers.
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caviar connoisseur
Just wondering, are there any LNP voters here on Rotorburn that are still planning to vote LNP at the next federal election?
Yes and no. But the appeal started waning before ScoMo. Hockey's dare to GM that killed Holden (and by association the Australian car industry) didn't help, but the 2014 Budget was just a fucking joke. Hope was raised with Turnbull, but... yeah.

Actually I don't think I even voted LNP in 2018, just preferenced them favourably from memory.


caviar connoisseur
Yeah sorry I meant lax document/information security. As in anyone on staff can just go to work and pick up documents from a minister’s office in the middle of the night. Wtf. Agreed on the “not your business” approach to building security. Fucking ridic.
From what I read bloke knew how to throw his weight around and did a combination of smooth talking and veiled threats to get in. One of those"I always get what I want" types.

Also security didn't realise how pissed they were until they were allowed through and Higgins couldn't get her shoes back on, at which point they'd already been issued passes. Still pretty weird though. You can't get away with that with security at literally any pub yet at Parliament House? Yeh nah worries.


caviar connoisseur
Wannabe politician and wannabe journalist Peta Credlin recently added to the information released by PVO with the crucial information that the consensual sex in parliament house was homosexual in nature, which was a very important detail for the homophobes in the audience. These ‘gay orgies’ were apparently constant in parliament house, but not enough to get an openly homophobic PM to actively crack down on or inform the public about after.

She also claimed that she and Minister for Women Tony Abbott really changed the culture and that it is all Malcolm Turnbull’s fault, saying that they fired the desk wanker but he was brought back by Malcolm, thanks to a rule that Abbott didn’t remove that allows the rehiring of staffers without the reason why they were fired becoming privy to the new employer, and that she knows of other desk wankers who she didn’t fire and hasn’t told the government their identities of. All this first hand knowledge of sexual predators in parliament was apparently not of public interest for the years she has spewed out racist lies on her TV show until her political campaign kicked off in the last week.

Christ she's an absolute ****. Perversely I do kinda hope the Victorian Liberals are stupid enough to make her leader so she can waltz them to a crushing defeat next election. They'll be nothing for her to hide behind then.


Priapically Persistant Prat
I didn't say it was but I get why she said it. She was self deprecating but doing it all the wrong way, and at the worst possible time. get why she joked about sexual harassment in a professional meeting in the middle of a raging sexual harassment scandal....let alone at any time?


Likes Dirt
Proof both sides have rocks in their head.

Labor won't endorse the best candidate, and a shoe-in for the win, because he's the wrong faction.

Liberal endorse a complete fuckwit.

Go Tassie

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