hifiandmtb
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10 days to go. God knows, Trump could be dead before then.If it goes beyond a piss take trailer, please don’t tell me...
10 days to go. God knows, Trump could be dead before then.If it goes beyond a piss take trailer, please don’t tell me...
I reckon we found up a group of middle aged overweight high rollers (lawyers, dentists, plumbers, bankers) and get them in the "road to better health" in the road bike weight loss reality show to end all reality! Think of how much hate viewing this would pull!!! You'd have people tuning in every week to yell "get off the road you fat cunt!" at their tv...from their lounge while, eating pizza.I’m with Poods, this has to be a piss take. If it was roadies it would be deadly serious but for MTBers?
If he dies, and it’s a thing, I’ll watch every episode. Far worse than buying a 29”10 days to go. God knows, Trump could be dead before then.
Wait. What happens if he dies and pence wins? All in and jump on a 36er? Or opt out on a technicality? I feel like this is important to establish this nowIf he dies, and it’s a thing, I’ll watch every episode. Far worse than buying a 29”
Finish the story!!I once clicked on a you tube clip for “does a beard cause too much drag?” Expecting hilarity.... I soon realised it was for roadies, completely dead-pan. Stats, testing, calculations, the works. Fail.
I will take any technicality I can find.Wait. What happens if he dies and pence wins? All in and jump on a 36er? Or opt out on a technicality? I feel like this is important to establish this now
Moral of the story, you can either be a roady or a hipster. It ended my blossoming cycling career.Finish the story!!
...do they cause too much drag?
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Nah. Bad hair, iso beard, fat gut all normal. It’d be part of your breakfast you left in your beard because you don’t even need to look in the mirror any more.I have been getting some funny looks while out on the roadie; I figured it was the mtb shorts and fat gut, but maybe its just the super-iso ginger beard...
I like to keep fueled up on the ride...Nah. Bad hair, iso beard, fat gut all normal. It’d be part of your breakfast you left in your beard because you don’t even need to look in the mirror any more.
Of....?This is a sneak peak:
You sure doThe show.
I wish.
I’m 0.0003% more inclined to watch now.Don't you lot know how to Google? A casting call went out in March, looks like a real thing to me, with a well crafted trailer to make it seem like a piss take.
Casting Call: Apply Now for the 2020 Pinkbike Academy - Pro Contract & $25K Grand Prize - Pinkbike
We are choosing 10 riders from around the world to travel to BC this summer to battle it out against each other in a series of riding-related challenges.www.pinkbike.com
I’m particularly impressed that some of their previous YouTube actors made the final 10. Must have both talked the talk and walked the walk.Don't you lot know how to Google? A casting call went out in March, looks like a real thing to me, with a well crafted trailer to make it seem like a piss take.
Casting Call: Apply Now for the 2020 Pinkbike Academy - Pro Contract & $25K Grand Prize - Pinkbike
We are choosing 10 riders from around the world to travel to BC this summer to battle it out against each other in a series of riding-related challenges.www.pinkbike.com