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Ahh the memories.
Pickup Lines
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Joy
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That bartender was definitely making eyes at me after that prank!
I think they were "I'm going to murder you" eyes, but she noticed me nonetheless!
harmonix1234
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I have found that saying 'I'm from Tassie' never works....
santacruzrider
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"You'll do" unfortunately doesn't work well 
madridingengineer
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Is that a ladder in your stocking, or a stairway to heaven?
Do you want to dance? (if she say no respond with- 'i think you miss heard me, i said you look fat in those pants')
But im normally way too messy to properly articulate any kind of witty pick up lines so its normally (with less than stellar performance)
'anvlajahn cheap drinks ajudhasjo lock out at 3 aiudshaoshd love your tits'
Do you want to dance? (if she say no respond with- 'i think you miss heard me, i said you look fat in those pants')
But im normally way too messy to properly articulate any kind of witty pick up lines so its normally (with less than stellar performance)
'anvlajahn cheap drinks ajudhasjo lock out at 3 aiudshaoshd love your tits'
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actionchris
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Excuse me, did you just fart?
Because you just blew me away.
Because you just blew me away.
Only Painey would fall for that
harmonix1234
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Chixdiggit
@nDr3w
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I started getting laid 800% more often when I painted "Free Candy" on the side of the van...
OT:
You should be an archeologist, as I have a large bone that needs inspecting.
Nabdaddy
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Haha so good! :clap2:
RYDA
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Steve-0
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Old Alternative:
I've used: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" "Because your face is pretty messed up" with zero success *was egged on. Didn't end well.
I've seen a friend use "Wanna F#%k?" and it actually worked.
I've personally used: "Would you like to buy me a beer?" with great success.
I've used: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" "Because your face is pretty messed up" with zero success *was egged on. Didn't end well.
I've seen a friend use "Wanna F#%k?" and it actually worked.
rabatt
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My mate thought of this one for me a while back, I've never used it and most likely never will but I think it's funny.
Do you like lord of the rings? How cool would it be to be a rider of Rohan!
hi I'm Rohan
And a quote from a book on pickup lines I saw
"this chapter contains a special section of sex seeking phrases from women to men, basically 'Hi' will suffice"
Do you like lord of the rings? How cool would it be to be a rider of Rohan!
hi I'm Rohan
And a quote from a book on pickup lines I saw
"this chapter contains a special section of sex seeking phrases from women to men, basically 'Hi' will suffice"
DJninja
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You so hot that I could cook an egg on your head.
If you've got a gregarious personality and no inhibitions you can get away with basically anything to spark a conversation. I would refraim from using any pick up lines that anyone has ever posted in the history of the internet though. An interesting opener that is contextual is far better than "wow nice legs, are they from heaven?.. lets root".
If you've got a gregarious personality and no inhibitions you can get away with basically anything to spark a conversation. I would refraim from using any pick up lines that anyone has ever posted in the history of the internet though. An interesting opener that is contextual is far better than "wow nice legs, are they from heaven?.. lets root".