The best way to make money is to farm Emu's Like seriously. Fucking emu's those mothers are bad arse. There Eggs there like 5X the size of chicken eggs. Yeah. Fuck you chicken, harden the fuck up and spread your arsehole some more to make eggs bigger. But like. You would need like 1.5billion chickens to make the same amount of egg spooge as an emu. Like thats all eggs are I think arnt they just spooge combined in like a shell like thing to help control the spooge. So next time you eat your egg. OMFG THIS SPOOGE TASTES SO GOOD RUB IT ON MA FACE.
But seriously. Emu's I wonder what they taste like. Most people are like. OMG THIS RANDOM MEAT TASTES LIKE CHICKEn. So going by my Chickens are shit philosophy that means that emu will taste like chicken thus meaning that those fuckers will taste the same but there will be like 100x more fucking emu than those scrawny birds.
Plus you could sell emu's to the army, those fuckers are scary like say if the US army bought like 5. And trained them up to murder bastards that threaten liberty etc. Like if an infidel saw them charging with a spikey helmet it would be like FFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKK ITs a fucking emu with a fucking spikey helmet thing get the fuck out of the way cos that fucker looks fucking deadly. AAAHHHHHHHHHHH Allah where the fuck nare you im scared im getting chased by a pissed off fucking emiu. And those fuckers are fast seriously. Like 60kph or something thats like the equivilant of like a washing machine if you strapped a mini engine to it and some wheels and stuff. Like you'd obvz need to trick it out with a custom washing machine door and stuff with chrome handels. Maybe custom knobs but theres only so much you can do to a washing machine before you can't get it registered.
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