Lame claims to fame and shame.
- Thread starter moorey
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Norco Maniac
Is back!
it is when i got in it for being the oldest female rider on the day on the cheapest POS survivor bikeOi!!!!
That's not lame
an original '82 Apollo Spitfire that cost me under $180 to build
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moorey
call me Mia
Even awesomer, you un-lame, 'lame-tryhard'it is when i got in it for being the oldest female rider on the day on the cheapest POS survivor bike
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Elbo
pesky scooter kids git off ma lawn
Gravedig for a worthy contribution:
I know what Charlie Boorman's getting for Christmas. I work in a book warehouse and today I packed a book on old BMW motorbikes addressed to Mrs O. Boorman in Barnes, London. Charlie lives in Barnes, and his wife's name is Oli.
I know what Charlie Boorman's getting for Christmas. I work in a book warehouse and today I packed a book on old BMW motorbikes addressed to Mrs O. Boorman in Barnes, London. Charlie lives in Barnes, and his wife's name is Oli.
moorey
call me Mia
Tweet the fucker. That'll learn him for having too much fun.
tc2233
Likes Dirt
My great grandpa set up the steelworks in lithgow, then expanded the steelworks to Port Kembla.
My Grandma's brother started up "Streets" paddlepops/ice cream etc.
I got to sit in the cockpit of an A380 with John Travolta.
I have met Dick Smith and been on board Dick Smith's private jet.
I managed to catch Greg Minaar's gloves when he threw them out to the crowd at Stromlo World Champs.
Lara Bingle used to live next door to my best mate.
John Howard was sitting in the row in front of me on a flight to Hong Kong back in 2000.
My Grandma's brother started up "Streets" paddlepops/ice cream etc.
I got to sit in the cockpit of an A380 with John Travolta.
I have met Dick Smith and been on board Dick Smith's private jet.
I managed to catch Greg Minaar's gloves when he threw them out to the crowd at Stromlo World Champs.
Lara Bingle used to live next door to my best mate.
John Howard was sitting in the row in front of me on a flight to Hong Kong back in 2000.
Untermensch
Squid
I once nearly ran over Kylie Sandilands in the channel 10 carpark. How could I have missed?
Also nearly ran over Richie Benaud while mounting the footpath on a KLR650 Kawasaki. He can move quick for an old guy.
Also nearly ran over Richie Benaud while mounting the footpath on a KLR650 Kawasaki. He can move quick for an old guy.
call_me_bruce
Likes Dirt
I used to be a racecar mechanic and my butt made in on telly when I walked in front of the car as they were filming it.
Hamsta
Likes Bikes and Dirt
Dropped in on Dennis Lillee at large North Point in WA as a 16 year old, got barrelled off my nut on the lid, whilst Dennis ate shit. I then told him to go in when he chastised me as I paddled back out. Dropped in on him again about 1/2 an hour later.......very lame.
Elbo
pesky scooter kids git off ma lawn
Yeah, I follow him on twitter and the bastard is always posting photos of remote African moto trips or other equally awesome things he finds time to do.
moorey
call me Mia
That made sense after 6 readings and clicking that you were talking about surfing....oops
Norco Maniac
Is back!
my children's great-uncle is Arnold Glass.
foxpuppet
Eats Squid
The Group Bloodhound Gang has a song called 'lift your head up high and blow your brains out'
It features the lyrics
"do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?"
In the school holidays possibly around 1988 I somehow got to go and see the filming of an episode of 'Saturday Morning Live - with Jono an Danno'
A music film clip show prior to video hits or vh1 etc
The christian heavy metal band "Stryper" played live or via video linkup or something, I was fortunate enough to be given a signed copy of the Bands Album.... Signed by Jono and Danno
After i got home I threw it like a frisbee in the backyard.
My sister once asked me if Mongols like being called Mongoloids.
The end
It features the lyrics
"do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?"
In the school holidays possibly around 1988 I somehow got to go and see the filming of an episode of 'Saturday Morning Live - with Jono an Danno'
A music film clip show prior to video hits or vh1 etc
The christian heavy metal band "Stryper" played live or via video linkup or something, I was fortunate enough to be given a signed copy of the Bands Album.... Signed by Jono and Danno
After i got home I threw it like a frisbee in the backyard.
My sister once asked me if Mongols like being called Mongoloids.
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Art Vanderlay
Hourly daily
- Saw Con the Fruiterer (not in costume) & I yelled from the car window 'beeeeewdiful'. He did it back!
- My mum served Tom Hafey in a local cafe.
- My uncle went fishing with Lee Marvin
- Sat next to Vince Colosimo at a stage show once. He wouldn't stop talking. Had a nice cashmere jacket
- Lloyd Williams handed $50 to my dads mate at the casino when he used the line "Can't spare a quid mate?'
- My mum served Tom Hafey in a local cafe.
- My uncle went fishing with Lee Marvin
- Sat next to Vince Colosimo at a stage show once. He wouldn't stop talking. Had a nice cashmere jacket
- Lloyd Williams handed $50 to my dads mate at the casino when he used the line "Can't spare a quid mate?'
Good work. I dropped in on Cheyne Horan at Avoca about 5 times during one surf when i was youngster...desperate to get his attention. Then went to work after surf at McCoys - overheard Cheyne telling Geoff about little prick who kept droppping in on him.....decided not to fess up especially knowing he was hanging round for after work smoko!