Its belting down rain so you cant ride. what do you do?

[forbnmad1]

I live on the mid north coast of NSW at coffs harbour and as you may have heard, we've had a bit of rain over the last month and a bit. just thinking about what other people do when their local trails are washed out.
I just finished overhauling my bike and im about to start on the 4wd so its not like im sitting around bored shitless, but im killing for a day of riding that doesnt end in swimming.
Let me know what you do.

 

[Sam.]

Smash some cutties on the neighbours lawn.

 

[spyderman_au]

Just remember the old rule of thumb.... If it's bigger than yout thumb don't stick it up your.......!

 

[syko]

Masturbate.

 

[Sumo]

Judging by the number of people on-line, I'd guess it's visit RotorBurn.

 

[driftking]

go riding rip up some lawns.
or as already said hit up computer.
watch dvds

 

[Dirt Jumper P2]

Jump on the XBOX and rip it up on Midnight Club: LA

 

[smeck]

We had the same problem in January and February and the trails got pretty smashed up for quite a while. In the end I bought a roadie, at least I could get out for an hour here and there in between the storms, and keep a level of fitness up until the trails dried out. It's so easy when you can just ride straight from your front door, my local trails are the other side of town so its a bit of an excursion to get there.

 

[downhiller88]

Masturbate.

it had to be said...

 

[todd28]

clean and fix up your bike. Save money because it sounds like your not going anywhere, then you can buy all new parts.

 

[wtr]

Masturbate.

How crude. Them fanatic christian parents will go berserk over the mere arrangement of the word...

In case if you had difficulties reading due to old age, it's Masturbate.


Sigh, if only we could turn back clock to days when career is the second priority in life...

 

[PINT of Stella. mate!]

How crude. Them fanatic christian parents will go berserk over the mere arrangement of the word...

In case if you had difficulties reading due to old age, it's Masturbate.


Sigh, if only we could turn back clock to days when career is the second priority in life...

I've just had a marvelous idea,

brb

 

[pocket_cup]

i dunno'... im thinking... noose.

because, its all too wet to ride, and my playstation 3 is currently brokenededed, i just dont know what to do with my self, and because of the rain i watched heaps of videos on the net and now my net is super duper slow. but i dont think you understand how slow it is... its DUPER slow!!!! DUUUUPPPPEERRR!!!!

its slowly turning me insane, can you tell?

 

[Sean]

Ring up the place you bought the Playstation from and get it fixed, and be transferred to about 100 different departments while they try and sort it out for you. That should take, oh, a good 3 hours.

 

[Staunch]

Either go build (because for once the ground wont be like a rock), work on my bikes, Farkin/MTBVictoria/Pinkbike, watch riding vids, read old MTB mags or go have a social life for once

 

[cretin...rider]

make some kind of weapon of mass destruction, or an orange/spud gun, air gun?

Or get a women over

 

[jumpers]

Drugs,alcohol or women or get mix of all three.
You may be surprised but there are other ways having fun besides riding

 

[tudorsi]

sleep and dream about riding

 

[Maurice.]

pornography

 

[Futile]

Have a bat...