pink poodle
気が狂っている男
Rent your house out to the housing commission and buy a new place somewhere else. Should teach them a lesson or two.
I need to make my neighbors be quiet
- Thread starter Dozer
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scblack
Leucocholic
Thats true unfortunately. My neighbour when I moved in was a skanky blonde chick who was bashed by her boyfriend every few months. Police all over the place, she'd chuck him out, then within days she'd let him back. Dumb shit. Anyway we cheered loudly when the place was sold and new landlords chucked her out as the new owner was living in it.
New neighbour was GREAT. Quiet, helpful, you hardly knew she was there. That lasted nearly two years.
Then she sold to a bogan idiot. Loud swearing, parking in visitor spaces, obstructing strata workers.
Sometimes you just can't win.
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Art Vanderlay
Hourly daily
I think your best option is moving. Things will get worse when they catch you ejaculating in their mailbox.....?
Get out of town on some land, no neighbours at all. I really want to do this but the wifey is happy in town.
Our neighbour has been good, however she now has a new boyfriend who is a bit of a meathead. All good so far but give it time....
Get out of town on some land, no neighbours at all. I really want to do this but the wifey is happy in town.
Our neighbour has been good, however she now has a new boyfriend who is a bit of a meathead. All good so far but give it time....
Gripo
Eats Squid
Everytime I wish for the convneience of town (20mins away), I have to remind myself of the peace and quiet that 20acres and a no through road gives us.....and the ability to ride off in the forestry.
Dogs barking at the cars pulling up at random hours to buy whatever it was old mate was selling next door, dickheads doing burnouts as they left their street (don't get that), fucked up teens tagging the fence.....and this was in an upper middle class neigbourhood....rich bogans from mum n' dads super...
Sell up and move to some space I reckon.....far outweighs the cons.
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MasterOfReality
After forever
What suburb was that? In Brisbane?
I'm having a look around Brisbane. I need to be closer in to the city and the airport, otherwise I would get myself an acreage with a house right in the middle of it. Actually I can get that right now in Brookfield/Pullenvale which is just down the road from me, but the flood risks far outweigh the pros.
I hate Brisbane lol. The west side has a good rep but crap PT (apart from Chelmer) and flood risk (especially Chelmer and Brookfield). Southside not so good name but excellent PT and facilities. Bayside nice but getting far out for something decent, north side you need a passport to enter.
I'm having a look around Brisbane. I need to be closer in to the city and the airport, otherwise I would get myself an acreage with a house right in the middle of it. Actually I can get that right now in Brookfield/Pullenvale which is just down the road from me, but the flood risks far outweigh the pros.
I hate Brisbane lol. The west side has a good rep but crap PT (apart from Chelmer) and flood risk (especially Chelmer and Brookfield). Southside not so good name but excellent PT and facilities. Bayside nice but getting far out for something decent, north side you need a passport to enter.
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All this talk about bogan ass neighbours is making me remember the last bogan family that lived across the street..
Most nights they would have domestics and at least once a week some times more, cops were called to the house, they did burnouts in their yard and on the street, rode motorbikes around the neighbourhood with no helmets on.
One night they had a huge fight, cops got called, arrested some of them and had to mace some of them i think, than a tow truck came and towed one of the cars away, cops also dusted around their house for finger prints. Than one christmas they had a massive family brawl, cops were called took away a dude and the cops got beer bottles slogged at the paddy wagon as it left.
Than one day without warning, they just packed their shit up and left, they even left a poor dog behind in a cage thing.
The neighbourhood than threw what was coined a "Reclaiming the street" party.
Since than the neighbour hood has been okay but we still have bogan as fuck people in the same house who get annoying but are no where near as bad as the others..
Most nights they would have domestics and at least once a week some times more, cops were called to the house, they did burnouts in their yard and on the street, rode motorbikes around the neighbourhood with no helmets on.
One night they had a huge fight, cops got called, arrested some of them and had to mace some of them i think, than a tow truck came and towed one of the cars away, cops also dusted around their house for finger prints. Than one christmas they had a massive family brawl, cops were called took away a dude and the cops got beer bottles slogged at the paddy wagon as it left.
Than one day without warning, they just packed their shit up and left, they even left a poor dog behind in a cage thing.
The neighbourhood than threw what was coined a "Reclaiming the street" party.
Since than the neighbour hood has been okay but we still have bogan as fuck people in the same house who get annoying but are no where near as bad as the others..
fatboyonabike
Captain oblivious
go down to the tip and swipe a disposed bag of asbestos, sneak under house when neighbours are down at the harness races on sat night for a family outing and spread that shit everywhere, make it look like and old dumping site that has been uncovered (make sure you have mask and disposable overalls on). call epa/local council and make a big deal when they turn up, tell them that the shit is blowing all over the street, something must be done.
wait for response, if none- call Tracy Grimshaw, she cares!
failing that, approach you local OMCG member, ask for their services- but do your research.. don't want your next-door neighbours mates to turn up to do the job!
wait for response, if none- call Tracy Grimshaw, she cares!
failing that, approach you local OMCG member, ask for their services- but do your research.. don't want your next-door neighbours mates to turn up to do the job!
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eastie
Likes Bikes and Dirt
Stupid, stupid idea, and you'd probably need to do the dog in first which has been established by the soft cocks as mean, morally wrong and unethical.
Crank the music up, do them in with an axe, smoke a big cuban, or spliff, or both afterwards while doing laps of your fav single track, the last you'll see of it for the next 15-25 years while you do time in the jiz house. Get out and give hand jobs on the YT's.
Another option is move house.
Crank the music up, do them in with an axe, smoke a big cuban, or spliff, or both afterwards while doing laps of your fav single track, the last you'll see of it for the next 15-25 years while you do time in the jiz house. Get out and give hand jobs on the YT's.
Another option is move house.
Ridenparadise
Likes Bikes and Dirt
Earlier in the thread, someone suggested a doof doof track on endless loop. This track may not be the total bass experience, but loop this one and they will get the message pretty fast. By the way, the artist gave me permission to share. I suspect he did not mean you can break the law with it, but that won't happen hey Dozer!
BTW - if you choose to listen, be warned - possible offensive content and you may piss yourself if not fully continent!!!
http://www.soundclick.com/player/single_player.cfm?songid=12664483&q=hi
BTW - if you choose to listen, be warned - possible offensive content and you may piss yourself if not fully continent!!!
http://www.soundclick.com/player/single_player.cfm?songid=12664483&q=hi
Comic Book Guy
Likes Bikes and Dirt
LOL. Classic.
Haha, fantastic. Funnily enough, this song pretty much decribed the old neighbours across the road right down to the dirt bike..
scblack
Leucocholic
Play it loudly outside where your shit neighbours can hear it. They may not give a crap, but surely it would annoy them?Hahaha, that's a crack up and worthy of a few plays at odd hours purely for my pleasure.
They close their windows real fast when I start a power tool or a whipper snipper up. I've now bought a dog muzzle that they will be told to put on the dog at night time or I will have the dog caged and escorted off the premises. I'm getting a cat cage and will catch the cat in my yard, play it cool then take the kitty for a visit to some bushland fifty kilometres away. It'll be an improvement for the poor animal over what it has now. Their house is riddled with fleas and they won't do nothing to rid the problem. One of the teenage children has flea bits all over his legs and the mother doesn't care. I've since found all this out after having a big chat to her. She hates the animals in the house and locks the dog outside because of the fleas. I've offered a huge amount of help to her to get rid of the fleas before those mofo's hit my shores and she isn't interested. She doesn't clean the house, doesn't vacuum and has no care for the children's well being. Mind you, the feral kids are driving cars so are old enough to take some fucking responsibility and do some shit for their own well being.
I'm taking control of this situation as fighting them will do me no good. I'd rather be able to speak to them about these issues instead of burning them at the stake so I'm happy to say that so far I've made headway into them at least being quiet when it's dark and people in the neighborhood are sleeping. She's given me permission to hose the dog when it barks and let's just say that I've put around one hundred litres on their front tiled deck where the shitbag sits and barks. It shuts up straight away and has a real bad time finding a dry spot. Don't like it? Then shut the dog up.
I'e also freshly planted some gigantic clumping Gracilis bamboo that will look totally awesome in my garden and will grow right in front of their only window on the eastern side. It will get bushy enough to rub on the window and the gutter and block any breeze they get through that window. It'll please me to not see their house but it will also please me to know they'd be stewing over it. I have a ton of ammo that I will reply with through official channels if need be and will almost certainly have them fined and hopefully booted from their home. I have some compassion though and have mindfully put myself in their shoes briefly and thought of why their situation is why it is. Simply put, they are lazy strange people who haven't got enough money to do the things that need doing. They won't get jobs so I quickly remind myself that they deserve any shit I give them. Their chances of co exisiting are running out but I will try to do this the responsible way before I put them into the nearest wood chipper.
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
Get some hank Williams or similar country music. Nasal wailing voice and slow guitar. Something where they can clearly hear a tuneand simple lyrics. The doof is good for annoying, but it is the kind of music you leave behind. But a terrible ear worm will be the gift that keeps on giving.
oh dozer, my heart goes out to you, only because I have almost the same problem. I'd say anything that can't be linked back to you is perhaps the way to go. Physical acts obviously done by a human, and they know you're not happy, will be only mean retaliation by them, like everyone has suggested. *Disclaimer. None of these things listed have been performed by me, these ideas are freely/easily available and accessed by the internet, and in no way do I condone. These have been collected and used in this context as entertainment.
1. Dynamic Lifter. These guys are in/around the front of the house, windows and doors open, at all hours. Trust me, your shit will suddenly remind them their shit stinks too. They'll be gone and the windows will be closed. Make sure you wet it down just before bed, just to get the aromas working. Mulching and composting is legal, and good for the garden.
2. Dead animals, ie roadkill. Place these around the house, in the roof, under the house, or somewhere hard to access. Animals die all the time. Not your fault is it? Just don't do it too often, or if they question, say "yes, I placed rat bait down because you never clean out your bins, and you have a flea and pest problem sorry".
3. Reporting suspicious behavior. Keep it factual, or close to, because if it's investigated, nothing worse than the authorities never coming back because they think it's all lies and nothing like that is happening there.
4. Tripping safety switches. well this happens all the time when you blast music with unsafe devices in a crappy house, doesn't it? Makes them think their system or device is somewhat faulty. Can backfire because they buy something more powerful and newer, or you get caught doing it, and they'll know it's you and retaliate.
5. Mail goes missing. posties are lazy lot aren't they, and contractors are ruining Auspost. So take bills, telstra, etc. nothing better than something getting cut off.
6. Storm Damage. well that storm last night got crazy didn't it. lots of ice bricks somehow managed to break tiles, sticks through windows, power/phone lines got torn down, safety switch blew AGAIN! exaggerated hail damage to the cars (round like ice blocks but bigger). Obviously this has to happen when there is a storm.
7. Leaking tap. It means wasting water, which I kinda don't like. Anyways a tap, out of sight, turned on ever so slightly, job done.
8. The early yard work/home maintenance. absolutely nothing wrong with this, you get work done around the house, just take your time, and as much noise as you can, all within the guidelines. awesome. even better when you know they had a bender the night before.
9. Water in the gas tank. this one's tricky on a few levels, because getting into gas tanks with all these remote triggered gas tank covers is hard. anyways, they're bogans/students/idiots and they usually don't buy the best fuel and often shop around to get the best value, and who's to say that the petrol station wasn't using dodgy fuel. This one helps when you know that they buy crap fuel from dodgy petrol stations, and this requires some recon. otherwise again legit, as their pride and joy boganmobile is off the road and it's a really costly fix. This is a one off unless you can time this to their fuel buying habits at certain petrol stations. Again requires a tonne of work, but it you're hell bent , it's one of the best (and worst).
Hopefully thats some help to add to your current solutions. I'd also like to suggest earplugs as my one and only real suggestion if you have to stay, they really help and have saved me from doing things multiple times that I was ready to do, that I would have regretted and also been linked to. Tyres slashed, windows broken, animals killed, you get the idea.
Best of luck.
1. Dynamic Lifter. These guys are in/around the front of the house, windows and doors open, at all hours. Trust me, your shit will suddenly remind them their shit stinks too. They'll be gone and the windows will be closed. Make sure you wet it down just before bed, just to get the aromas working. Mulching and composting is legal, and good for the garden.
2. Dead animals, ie roadkill. Place these around the house, in the roof, under the house, or somewhere hard to access. Animals die all the time. Not your fault is it? Just don't do it too often, or if they question, say "yes, I placed rat bait down because you never clean out your bins, and you have a flea and pest problem sorry".
3. Reporting suspicious behavior. Keep it factual, or close to, because if it's investigated, nothing worse than the authorities never coming back because they think it's all lies and nothing like that is happening there.
4. Tripping safety switches. well this happens all the time when you blast music with unsafe devices in a crappy house, doesn't it? Makes them think their system or device is somewhat faulty. Can backfire because they buy something more powerful and newer, or you get caught doing it, and they'll know it's you and retaliate.
5. Mail goes missing. posties are lazy lot aren't they, and contractors are ruining Auspost. So take bills, telstra, etc. nothing better than something getting cut off.
6. Storm Damage. well that storm last night got crazy didn't it. lots of ice bricks somehow managed to break tiles, sticks through windows, power/phone lines got torn down, safety switch blew AGAIN! exaggerated hail damage to the cars (round like ice blocks but bigger). Obviously this has to happen when there is a storm.
7. Leaking tap. It means wasting water, which I kinda don't like. Anyways a tap, out of sight, turned on ever so slightly, job done.
8. The early yard work/home maintenance. absolutely nothing wrong with this, you get work done around the house, just take your time, and as much noise as you can, all within the guidelines. awesome. even better when you know they had a bender the night before.
9. Water in the gas tank. this one's tricky on a few levels, because getting into gas tanks with all these remote triggered gas tank covers is hard. anyways, they're bogans/students/idiots and they usually don't buy the best fuel and often shop around to get the best value, and who's to say that the petrol station wasn't using dodgy fuel. This one helps when you know that they buy crap fuel from dodgy petrol stations, and this requires some recon. otherwise again legit, as their pride and joy boganmobile is off the road and it's a really costly fix. This is a one off unless you can time this to their fuel buying habits at certain petrol stations. Again requires a tonne of work, but it you're hell bent , it's one of the best (and worst).
Hopefully thats some help to add to your current solutions. I'd also like to suggest earplugs as my one and only real suggestion if you have to stay, they really help and have saved me from doing things multiple times that I was ready to do, that I would have regretted and also been linked to. Tyres slashed, windows broken, animals killed, you get the idea.
Best of luck.
pink poodle
気が狂っている男
Bag pipes?
Knuckles
Lives under a bridge
Not even close. I come from Scootish stock on my old man's side, so we have a few in the family who, erroneously, consider themselves Bon Scott contemporaries. I'd rather sit through an hour of that rather than 20 seconds of Lara's cat skinning impersonation.