willsy01
Eats Squid
Cool story, needed a dragon though.
I love stupid housemates!!!
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FatGuts
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rb baby
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Don't you love that controlling feeling of guilt being forced upon you?
Nope,
Me neither...
rb baby
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FoxRidersCo
Sanity is not statistical
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jimiemick
Squid
So I got home tonight after watching a hockey game, Walked in side with my other housemate the chick was on the couch......
( the dude knows all about whats going on )
And the chick was super nice to me... Even got up and got me a drink
I Just smiled and thanked her for the drink
Then i walked out after having a shower with my top off.... And she made some comment which i wont repeat as it will make me just sound up my self.... But it was a compliment
WHAT IS GOING ON WHATs HAPPENED TO MY HOUSEMATE AND WHO IS THIS NICE PERSON
fatboyonabike
Captain oblivious
i really hate flatmates that are smokers, what is up with the stuffing of their butts in all the little tiny creavices around your once nice back yard..they are like fucking wasps, every tiny crack or hole stuffed to the brim with dirty ciggy butts.put the f$%#ing things in the bin you useless twat!
rb baby
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It's working, she does not want to pack her shit and try too avoid one of many doors hitting her on the arse as she departs knowing she just fooked up probably the Best deal on accommodation she's had to date... Other than when her parents politely asked her to move out of coarse hahahaha
Take it with a grain of salt bud, untill she graces your palms with the $$$ she owes and an apology that there will be no further understanding, arguments or just acting like a total mooch come bill day then don't be fooled by a nice gesture and a compliment... Your right, your house, your choice who you let in on a good thing.
At least your not treading on egg shells tonight so enjoy
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Mad Hatter
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Shared a house with a mates brother.
His annoying habit was to leave the lids of things when he put them back in the fridge.
I mean everything. Jam, milk, sauce, cream, anchovy jar, dog food. If it came out of the fridge with a lid it never went back with a lid. The smell was putrid and everything would start tasting the same.
I bought a small fridge and kept it in my room.
After living there for 4 months (and never even going within 3 feet of the fridge) he tells me its my turn to clean the fridge out. I laugh.
He goes nuts. Says I`m only there as a favour to his brother.
Gives me the ultimatum of cleaning the fridge while he is in Sydney for a week of work or move out.
About an hour after he left for the airport the next morning, I left for my new GF`s house.
Turned the power off as I left.
Didn`t want to get blamed for an excessive power bill now did I.
He was away for almost a month.
Heard from his brother that the fridge was taken to the tip without being emptied it was so bad.
Accused me of hiding a dead animal in his fridge.
Sent me a $699 invoice for his new fridge.
He sent letters to my boss about how irresponsible I was.
Bullied my (then ex) GF in the street to get me to pay up.
Her new boyfriend took a dislike to him and I never heard from any of them ever again.
Bit of a shame really.
Apart from the fridge thing he was the best housemate you could want.
Did all the dishes that I left lying around. Always replaced the empty toilet roll I`d leave on the hanger.
Did my laundry that I would leave in the washing basket on top of his stuff.
Always cleaned the toilet and bathroom.
Mowed the lawn. Took the rubbish out.
A real shame.
Sorry for the long post.
Its late.
I`m bored.
Cheers
MH
His annoying habit was to leave the lids of things when he put them back in the fridge.
I mean everything. Jam, milk, sauce, cream, anchovy jar, dog food. If it came out of the fridge with a lid it never went back with a lid. The smell was putrid and everything would start tasting the same.
I bought a small fridge and kept it in my room.
After living there for 4 months (and never even going within 3 feet of the fridge) he tells me its my turn to clean the fridge out. I laugh.
He goes nuts. Says I`m only there as a favour to his brother.
Gives me the ultimatum of cleaning the fridge while he is in Sydney for a week of work or move out.
About an hour after he left for the airport the next morning, I left for my new GF`s house.
Turned the power off as I left.
Didn`t want to get blamed for an excessive power bill now did I.
He was away for almost a month.
Heard from his brother that the fridge was taken to the tip without being emptied it was so bad.
Accused me of hiding a dead animal in his fridge.
Sent me a $699 invoice for his new fridge.
He sent letters to my boss about how irresponsible I was.
Bullied my (then ex) GF in the street to get me to pay up.
Her new boyfriend took a dislike to him and I never heard from any of them ever again.
Bit of a shame really.
Apart from the fridge thing he was the best housemate you could want.
Did all the dishes that I left lying around. Always replaced the empty toilet roll I`d leave on the hanger.
Did my laundry that I would leave in the washing basket on top of his stuff.
Always cleaned the toilet and bathroom.
Mowed the lawn. Took the rubbish out.
A real shame.
Sorry for the long post.
Its late.
I`m bored.
Cheers
MH
MasterOfReality
After forever
My first sharehouse was amusing.
One of them was a very close relative to a Governor of one of our ALP states. Die hard ALP card carrying person right down to the core. They then used to brag about how much money their family had, what model BMW M3 they were going to buy etc etc. Enter me, conservative mining engineer who then proceeded to point out that their lifestyle and values were not exactly compliant with the socialist mantra rubbish they used to spout when they felt like it. Goddamn champagne socialists. Took every opportunity to bait and point out the hypocrisy. Ended up in quite a few spectacular arguments. I moved out (bought a house) before it got really nasty.
Another person in the house smuggled her boyfriend into her bedroom. Nobody knew at first, and it was little things which got us thinking. Things that were a little bit different to the usual routine in the house. Like an extra towel accidently left in the bedroom, the toilet paper dissapearing a little faster than usual, cutlery missing from the kitchen etc. Turns out the guy was living out of a suitcase in her room. I bumped into him in the middle of the night when I got up for a piss. Scared the absolute fuck out of me because I wasn't expecting it.
The same person then re-heated the same old chicken drumstick in soy sauce for about a month, before finally eating the bloody thing. Fuck that was feral. She never did any fucking housework. One day I cracked it and got the bottle of domestos and went to work in the bathroom. She came out of her room and was like "oh, you creaning the shower, can help yu with someting?", I just pointed at the toilet and tossed her the domestos. Fucken gold. She got down on her knees and started scrubbing the shithouse like a champion.
The guys downstairs were something else though. Everytime you walked downstairs (the laundry was down there) the atmosphere turned dark and clammy. One of the guys didn't wash his sheets for the 6 months I was there, and when I walked past his bedroom I saw that they were black in the middle, fading to grey around the edges. They were originally blue. He was the same prick that burned through our broadband quota (optus cable) on youtube and redtube in 3 days, leaving the rest of us throttled down to dial up speed for the remaining 27 days.
One of them was a very close relative to a Governor of one of our ALP states. Die hard ALP card carrying person right down to the core. They then used to brag about how much money their family had, what model BMW M3 they were going to buy etc etc. Enter me, conservative mining engineer who then proceeded to point out that their lifestyle and values were not exactly compliant with the socialist mantra rubbish they used to spout when they felt like it. Goddamn champagne socialists. Took every opportunity to bait and point out the hypocrisy. Ended up in quite a few spectacular arguments. I moved out (bought a house) before it got really nasty.
Another person in the house smuggled her boyfriend into her bedroom. Nobody knew at first, and it was little things which got us thinking. Things that were a little bit different to the usual routine in the house. Like an extra towel accidently left in the bedroom, the toilet paper dissapearing a little faster than usual, cutlery missing from the kitchen etc. Turns out the guy was living out of a suitcase in her room. I bumped into him in the middle of the night when I got up for a piss. Scared the absolute fuck out of me because I wasn't expecting it.
The same person then re-heated the same old chicken drumstick in soy sauce for about a month, before finally eating the bloody thing. Fuck that was feral. She never did any fucking housework. One day I cracked it and got the bottle of domestos and went to work in the bathroom. She came out of her room and was like "oh, you creaning the shower, can help yu with someting?", I just pointed at the toilet and tossed her the domestos. Fucken gold. She got down on her knees and started scrubbing the shithouse like a champion.
The guys downstairs were something else though. Everytime you walked downstairs (the laundry was down there) the atmosphere turned dark and clammy. One of the guys didn't wash his sheets for the 6 months I was there, and when I walked past his bedroom I saw that they were black in the middle, fading to grey around the edges. They were originally blue. He was the same prick that burned through our broadband quota (optus cable) on youtube and redtube in 3 days, leaving the rest of us throttled down to dial up speed for the remaining 27 days.
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Mywifesirrational
I however am very normal. Trust me.
It's Monday morning, my brain isn't quite working yet, so my sarcasm detector must be off.
But... If I have read correctly, your house mate basically did all the cleaning around the house, cleaning up after you and you would not clean a fridge out for him?
Sounds to me like you were the evil housemate.
Pastavore
Eats Squid
+1, that's exactly what I was thinking.
MasterOfReality
After forever
Another house I shared with a mining engineer was a living nightmare for 12 months, because of his inability to hold his dick when he took a piss.
Result? Piss all over the floor and toilet. And sometimes shit smeared on the toilet seat.
What a grub, absolutely filthy. The type of guy who went to work with toothpaste on his shirt and the buttons done up one out of sync.
I was determined I wasn't going to clean the dunny so I used to keep a spare pair of thongs for walking into the toilet, and used to make an elaborate paper arse gasket for the seat. My method was lay down the gasket, plonk myself down and then lift my feet off the floor.
It got to the stage where you could smell the toilet in any room in the house. He ended up quitting his job and leaving town after I skitzed it one evening when he repeatedly refused to clean the damn thing. I then made a comment like 'didn't ya mum teach you to hold your dick'. Things went real downhill that night, he resigned the next day.
I went to the local IGA and stocked up on gloves and a massive bottle of bleach. Got home and dragged the garden hose into the house and started blasting away. Neighbour was giving me weird looks!
Result? Piss all over the floor and toilet. And sometimes shit smeared on the toilet seat.
What a grub, absolutely filthy. The type of guy who went to work with toothpaste on his shirt and the buttons done up one out of sync.
I was determined I wasn't going to clean the dunny so I used to keep a spare pair of thongs for walking into the toilet, and used to make an elaborate paper arse gasket for the seat. My method was lay down the gasket, plonk myself down and then lift my feet off the floor.
It got to the stage where you could smell the toilet in any room in the house. He ended up quitting his job and leaving town after I skitzed it one evening when he repeatedly refused to clean the damn thing. I then made a comment like 'didn't ya mum teach you to hold your dick'. Things went real downhill that night, he resigned the next day.
I went to the local IGA and stocked up on gloves and a massive bottle of bleach. Got home and dragged the garden hose into the house and started blasting away. Neighbour was giving me weird looks!
Norco Maniac
Is back!
i shared a house with a guy who kept his used takeaway containers in a suitcase under the bed. he rarely showered, and i don't think i ever saw him clean his teeth in 18 months. they were literally green - and he worked in IT installing servers in public buildings. the worst part was when he finally moved out, i found some of my underwear stashed in his wardrobe - in, um, "used" condition. two sets of disposable gloves were used to pick up and bin that lot!
another housemate was building a nice big block Mustang, which was ok - until he'd start it up at midnight and annoy the neighbours, have a go at them when they complained, then literally run away and leave me to deal with the fallout.
some tenants i had in my granny flat managed to completely trash the place in six weeks - they left the place without taking anything but their car and the dog, leaving the floors knee-high in filthy clothes, dog crap, food scraps and ripped up magazines, and the whole mess writhing with maggots.
but the worst of all was moving into the OH's cousin's house here in Adelaide. that, dear readers, is an essay all on it's own....
another housemate was building a nice big block Mustang, which was ok - until he'd start it up at midnight and annoy the neighbours, have a go at them when they complained, then literally run away and leave me to deal with the fallout.
some tenants i had in my granny flat managed to completely trash the place in six weeks - they left the place without taking anything but their car and the dog, leaving the floors knee-high in filthy clothes, dog crap, food scraps and ripped up magazines, and the whole mess writhing with maggots.
but the worst of all was moving into the OH's cousin's house here in Adelaide. that, dear readers, is an essay all on it's own....
Mad Hatter
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It was a long time ago.
I`m sure he got over it.
I sent him a cheque from my Pyramid Building Society account for the fridge.
I`m really a nice guy.
Honest.
Matt H
Eats Squid
Similar to MoR's story, one of my housemates too has a real problem with pissing straight. He drinks way too much when he gets on the turps and it really has horrible consequences. Not long after we started the lease this year he got trashed and pissed in a waste paper bin that was sitting in the living room. Problem is that it was one of the ones with slits down the sides and thus has the liquid retention properties of a fucking collander. Cue piss all over the floor and me being the one that cleaned it up while he was at work. This was on top of a bunch of other things he'd been doing and I lost it at him and told him to stop being a useless slob (among other things).
After that he didn't talk to me for about 2 or 3 months. Since then he's been pissing on the toilet floor while drunk (even managed to get it down the wall once) and refuses to acknowledge he's responsible (usually because he's too blind to remember doing it). I won't clean it up out of principle and now the floor around the toilet is covered in a horrible white salt left by the evaporated urine. I have to wear thongs in my own bathroom for fucks sake.
After that he didn't talk to me for about 2 or 3 months. Since then he's been pissing on the toilet floor while drunk (even managed to get it down the wall once) and refuses to acknowledge he's responsible (usually because he's too blind to remember doing it). I won't clean it up out of principle and now the floor around the toilet is covered in a horrible white salt left by the evaporated urine. I have to wear thongs in my own bathroom for fucks sake.