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I lack the bits to test it, it's in one of our bathrooms though.Works well for you?
I lack the bits to test it, it's in one of our bathrooms though.Works well for you?
Some kid has to come up with the funny shit, could be yours!My two year old daughter has really taken to her new found use of language.....and MEMORY....
The other morning wifey comes around the corner to find her two knuckles deep, mining for a green boogie....
Wifey: "hey, what are you doing there? That's gross!" (or something like that)
2 year old daughter(in broken two-year old speak): "Picking-a-winner"
No idea where she got that from....must be some little brat at day-care right?
Please is one of the last words on a toddlers mind!3yr old woke me up at 4:40am and asked if I could swap the sock on one foot with the sock on the other foot.
Next day he came into the kitchen saying he was "Soooo thirsty" and needed some water. I said "That's fine but what would make this easier is if you said the magic word. What's the magic word?" He looks at me, puts hand in the air and says "TA-DA!". I laughed and said "No mate whats the magic word you say when you want something" he looked at me a bit confused and said "ta-da?" again. I said "Sorry mate, there's a special word you say when you want someone to get something for you, do you know what that word is?" He looks at me and says "Abracadabra?".
Classic.3yr old woke me up at 4:40am and asked if I could swap the sock on one foot with the sock on the other foot.
Next day he came into the kitchen saying he was "Soooo thirsty" and needed some water. I said "That's fine but what would make this easier is if you said the magic word. What's the magic word?" He looks at me, puts hand in the air and says "TA-DA!". I laughed and said "No mate whats the magic word you say when you want something" he looked at me a bit confused and said "ta-da?" again. I said "Sorry mate, there's a special word you say when you want someone to get something for you, do you know what that word is?" He looks at me and says "Abracadabra?".
No kidding. Each repetition of the following exchange increased in volume on her part, to the point she was blue in the face screaming loud enough for my neighbour to ask me about it the next day.Please is one of the last words on a toddlers mind!
It'll wear thin with the teachers pretty quickly too.2nd day of school for my 5yo convo with his teacher
Teacher: so everyone had a good first day.
Son with arms crossed: No not everyone had a good day.
Teacher: I suppose that is true.
He has such an attitude teachers think it is so cute, wife and I not so much.
He's probably rightOur high functioning ASD boy when he was ten :
Me : so whatcha been doing today ?
Boy : ummm I've started using the Internet...soon I'll know everything