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[moorey]

Right. So I just have to get the sticker? Got it

Make sure it’s a load bearing sticker.

 

[Squidfayce]

Make sure it’s a load bearing sticker.

Ffffff I'm not made of money

 

[moorey]

Ffffff I'm not made of money

It's your funeral.
Maybe YOU can live knowing your EBike isn't as heavy as it could be. I couldn't.

 

[pink poodle]

So I could just whack the 38s I have on an ebike, no drama?

Are you good at putting out unexpected fires?

Make sure it’s a load bearing sticker.

or carbon reinforced to add stiffness.

 

[Squidfayce]

or carbon reinforced to add stiffness.

I'll just take some off the bike from elsewhere. Somewhere out of sight

 

[pink poodle]

I'll just take some off the bike from elsewhere. Somewhere out of sight

Inside the seat tube is always a winner.

 

[Dales Cannon]

OK, new strategy since you guys ruined a perfectly good plan. ebike pump. Tested and guaranteed to comply with Boyle's law. Just have to buy pumps and special e pump stickers. Easily a 400% mark up.

 

[pink poodle]

As a potential investor, how far off is the e-assist e-pump? And will the plunge speed have a cut off point where the e-assist motor shuts off and I have to plunge accouatic?

 

[dirtdad]

As a potential investor, how far off is the e-assist e-pump? And will the plunge speed have a cut off point where the e-assist motor shuts off and I have to plunge accouatic?

It'll only assist 60 pumps per minute in factory tune. We can supply a chipped version, but you'll need to buy the upgraded pump head for $$$ to handle the extra pumps.

 

[shiny]

Well we have e-bike shoes, there’s a huge market, e-bike tops, shorts, undies etc

https://bike.shimano.com/en-EU/technologies/apparel-accessories/footwear/e-bike-rated.html

 

[moorey]

Well we have e-bike shoes, there’s a huge market, e-bike tops, shorts, undies etc

https://bike.shimano.com/en-EU/technologies/apparel-accessories/footwear/e-bike-rated.html

Aren’t E-undies called ‘panties’?

 

[fatboyonabike]

All this E-hate talk again...fuck this, i'm off to another forum I found, its called StatorBurn!

 

[Dales Cannon]

As a potential investor, how far off is the e-assist e-pump? And will the plunge speed have a cut off point where the e-assist motor shuts off and I have to plunge accouatic?

Yes

 

[moorey]

All this E-hate talk again...fuck this, i'm off to another forum I found, its called StatorBurn!

Seeya.

 

[fatboyonabike]

Seeya.

 

[moorey]

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Are you though?
Like my mate Dean on the TT…took an ebike, motor died day 2, has had to ride 3.5 huge tassie days with all that weight and drag. Sounds like fun.

 

[fatboyonabike]

Are you though?
Like my mate Dean on the TT…took an ebike, motor died day 2, has had to ride 3.5 huge tassie days with all that weight and drag. Sounds like fun.

I believe the story, just not the bit about you having mates!

 

[pink poodle]

Are you though?
Like my mate Dean on the TT…took an ebike, motor died day 2, has had to ride 3.5 huge tassie days with all that weight and drag. Sounds like fun.

He is going to have amazing legs.

 

[moorey]

He is going to have amazing legs.

Already had. Imagine now!

 

[moorey]

I believe the story, just not the bit about you having mates!

That tracks.