Dear Santa............
- Thread starter Dozer
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pink poodle
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I find myself having a really strong (and completely unnecessary) urge to get a new machete or a bush knife.
stirk
Burner
I'm guessing you're in a position to tell Santa what to get you or else the answer to your question is that you get some crap that person thinks you'd like.
Make em work for your pleasure and get an obscure vinyl record, something niche like that.
Haha, in that case I'd probably go for some early to mid nineties NBA basketball cards, all unopened of course. Failing that, some official memorabilia from the 1989 Batman movie would be ace.
Look, you can't go wrong with buying the right brake pads for a mountain biker for Christmas. I'll have some metal sintered's thanks!
Art Vanderlay
Hourly daily
Dumonde Tech chain lube.....please Santa???
Minlak
custom titis
pink poodle
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Dude...Dozer has a wife, not a husband. He lives with a woman and she has to put up with his little dozer...
Fck that is funny.
PP what you thinking? Proper machete or something large and bushcrafty. To be anywhere near comparable in cutting power it's gonna weigh a ton. Reminds me I saw a dude selling a WW1 kukri for ~$100 the other day, 16-17in blade from memory. Would def be hefty, but have a story behind it.
PP what you thinking? Proper machete or something large and bushcrafty. To be anywhere near comparable in cutting power it's gonna weigh a ton. Reminds me I saw a dude selling a WW1 kukri for ~$100 the other day, 16-17in blade from memory. Would def be hefty, but have a story behind it.
Mail Man
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I opened this thread with high expectations, I have been asked by my wife to name a few things I would want for Christmas and she will pick one of the items. I was excited to see Dozer started this thread and I was hoping to find some great ideas. Unfortunately it has already been trolled.
Can we please have some serious responses, I think it would help me make my list. Does not need to be bike related but if it is great.
Can we please have some serious responses, I think it would help me make my list. Does not need to be bike related but if it is great.
7 mentions of self, and 0 contributions - that's cool, I think you were in Scrooged so it's understandable.
Here's some socks to the value of $100
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Rob_74
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This care package might be a good gift for you.
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pink poodle
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I've already got a kukhuri from cold steel. Its a beast! Plus I love their youtube channel. With some shopping around I could get a couple of their machetes for $100! The gladius is high on my list (double sided so I can chop for longer between sharpening) or the Katana machete for big slashing jobs...and then it just keeps going. So many cool shapes. I'd grab a small fixed blade knife as well (excellent price on these compared to the folders) but it's not convenient in the trail pack.
Someone isn't getting enough large penises.