Too old for this shit
Time for a competition. Want a custom title? Want someone else to have a custom title? Post up ideas. Who knows one of us mods might oblige. Funny, witty, clever for the win.
I think there is a thing here...I'll out myself here, considering my predilection for hoovering up other people's broken shit thinking I can fix them.
Collector of broken dreams
Patron saint of basket cases