Confessions from the fuckwits

[link1896]

Sooo I think this belongs here.... 8 days ago I felt a tooth crack when eating and couldn't get to a dentist as people are away from work sick. Today I got to the dentist he has a look takes some X-rays and decides my upper wisdom tooth is cactus and it should come out.
I had a horrible time with a lower wisdom tooth a previous dentist removed in the chair it had to be cut into 4 pieces and took an hour to remove and I was in agony for a week with a swollen face and cut lips from the stretching to get to the back of the mouth.
So I say to the dentist I got 3 wisdom teeth in total why don't we look at taking all three out and do it properly under anethestic.
He explains that upper teeth Coke out way easier and it would be better to take this one now to reduce chance of infection etc.
I say Okies lets do it.
90 minutes later it's out my mouth is torn to shreds 6 hrs after I'm still oozing blood I have 3 stitches in my gum and pain killers are doing nothing.
Oh and the back pocket pain of $650 for the pleasure..
Think that qualifies me as a fuckwit.

Bugger. Time to get drunk.

 

[pink poodle]

Bugger. Time to get drunk.

Use high alcohol booze. It's good antiseptic.

 

[teK--]

You're not going to like my advice...but take those pain killers and stick them up your arse! Seriously though...load up on them. Shelving is supposed to work better, I've not tried. Dentists will fuck you every way they can.

This.

Or crush the tablets into a shot of warm water and neck it in one go.

 

[pink poodle]

This.

Or crush the tablets into a shot of warm water and neck it in one go.

You could snort them, good thinking! But...it is a fine balance of they are opiates. Pulp fiction anyone?

 

[Knuckles]

It's been a while, oh thread of the gods. But I'm back.

Thought I was messaging a fellow RBer after receiving a package...




...turns out I wasn't.

In my defense, it was a swap, not a purchase, but tell that to my nuts tomorrow.

 

[moorey]

It's been a while, oh thread of the gods. But I'm back.

Thought I was messaging a fellow RBer after receiving a package...




...turns out I wasn't.

In my defense, it was a swap, not a purchase, but tell that to my nuts tomorrow.

You, sir, are a fuckwit op2:

 

[JTmofo]

It's been a while, oh thread of the gods. But I'm back.

Thought I was messaging a fellow RBer after receiving a package...




...turns out I wasn't.

In my defense, it was a swap, not a purchase, but tell that to my nuts tomorrow.

Ya know.... that's actually funny as fuck!

 

[mitchy_]

It's been a while, oh thread of the gods. But I'm back.

Thought I was messaging a fellow RBer after receiving a package...




...turns out I wasn't.

In my defense, it was a swap, not a purchase, but tell that to my nuts tomorrow.

where is my soil sieve? fuckwit.

 

[casnell]

Dentists will fuck you every way they can.

If you're lucky

 

[pink poodle]

It's been a while, oh thread of the gods. But I'm back.

Thought I was messaging a fellow RBer after receiving a package...




...turns out I wasn't.

In my defense, it was a swap, not a purchase, but tell that to my nuts tomorrow.

Is Zoe the kind to make a little display of them on the mantle piece?

 

[Boom King]

Is Zoe the kind to make a little display of them on the mantle piece?

Only after they've been put through the sieve.

 

[pink poodle]

Only after they've been put through the sieve.

That won't take long. Comparatively the sieve holes are quite large.

 

[Knuckles]

That won't take long. Comparatively the sieve holes are quite large.

Pffffft, she'd have to find them in that pigsty of a purse first!

 

[pink poodle]

Pffffft, she'd have to find them in that pigsty of a purse first!

I believe Link is branching out from super tidy garage racking to scaled down purse shelves. Christmas present?

 

[link1896]

I believe Link is branching out from super tidy garage racking to scaled down purse shelves. Christmas present?

i still can't find shit. need an index.

somehow I've lost two xx1 chains. spent two hours hunting for them last weekend, NFI where they have gone.

 

[Gerokit]

Wheel bearings

service rear wheel bearings, can't be that hard!! DT Swiss 240 hub in PTRX1 rims you need special tool to get to drive side bearing. Three MTB shops later, $9 for the bearing and $35 for tech to remove it, bargain!! They can fall to bits before I try that again!

 

[the drizzle]

Managed to seal up a stubborn tyre after a few failed attempts at a tubeless conversion last night. Went to take the bike out after work today and realised i put the tyre on backwards. Idiot.

 

[stirk]

Managed to seal up a stubborn tyre after a few failed attempts at a tubeless conversion last night. Went to take the bike out after work today and realised i put the tyre on backwards. Idiot.

I tip my hat to you good sir!

 

[moorey]

I tip my hat to you good sir!

Pfft, we seasoned pros just claim its for improvement braking or cornering, depending if front or rear.

 

[pink poodle]

Today will be the last time I ride without repellent for a while...