Mr Peabody
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Lets harpoon fatties and sell them to the Japanese !!!
I laughed out loud!I'm going to put this out there to see what you guys think. But I'm thinking of getting governement approval for "harvesting" fatties as a form of Renewable Energy. This way the fatties can eat what ever the hell they like and then just pop around to my clinic and I can lipo out a heap of fat that I can use to convert to energy.
Everyone will be a winner here. Renewable Energy source, no one has to worry about what you eat. It's all good!
Hehehe - kill two birds with one stone.Lets harpoon fatties and sell them to the Japanese !!!
Yeah, except they will bankrupt the country through medical costs before they're all gone.I think they should serve ONLY to fat people. This way natural selection can be fast forwarded!
thats a farkin genious plan!Ive actually put some thought into this and suggest that it is made compulsory for all fast food packaging to have a picture of heart disease or other illness or diseases releated to obesity just like the cigarette packets do. so funny seeing people ordering their food and asking for packaging which they dont find too offensive like they currently do when getting their lung bungers
Uh uh, and Beer cans should have pics of cirrhosis of the liver, pissed tramps, beaten wives and Mel Gibson on the side.Ive actually put some thought into this and suggest that it is made compulsory for all fast food packaging to have a picture of heart disease or other illness or diseases releated to obesity just like the cigarette packets do. so funny seeing people ordering their food and asking for packaging which they dont find too offensive like they currently do when getting their lung bungers
It needs to have pictures of runny green shit on the side too!Hell, if we're going to have a nanny state, let's just ban fast food altogether and live on baby formula!
hahahaha, of course!It needs to have pictures of runny green shit on the side too!
hahahaha, of course!
What I can't believe is how the yanks banned vegemite because they seem to think the folate in it is dangerous to pregnant women. What the? It's the other way around. This vitamin is actually crucial to healthy baby development and can prevent neural tube defects and spina bifida.
How dumb, and how unjustifiable. They will ban a good old source of aussie vitamin B, yet they wont ban big macs!? I'm sure big macs are just tops for baby development!
yeah fuck them. and smokers too. smokers can pay their own hospital bills. see how they feel then when they are 50, have one lung and a debt.Have you heard all this talk about our hospitals not being equipped for the obese patients?
I say if a patients arm is to fat to have the blood pressure done, too wide to fit in a hospital bed, to large to wear a gown or even walk then refuse to help them! Why should our taxes be wasted in health care for people who clearly dont give a rats ass about their bodys
They (used to be We but I've just quit) already do! Have you seen how much tax is on a packet of smokes these days?yeah fuck them. and smokers too. smokers can pay their own hospital bills. .
Hmm, I agree to some extent about "Why should we have to pay to save someone with a self inflicted illness?" but I don't think it's fair not to treat them as a human being. Sure, ultimately obese people make the decision about what they put in their mouths and the amount of exercise they participate in, but society is such a shit fight these days. A lot of people don't have the time or mentality to prepare a nutritious lunch and dinner everyday. A lot of people can't afford healthier foods, i mean, a salad sandwhich and an apple juice costs you $12 as opposed to a $5 feed from McDonalds. It's also hard for some people to find time every week to exercise. A lot of people struggle with maintaining a healthy weight due to body type so just say "What the hell, no matter what I do I don't get any thinner anyway". A lot of people have low self esteem and find comfort in eating unhealthy foods while sitting on their bum watching TV.Have you heard all this talk about our hospitals not being equipped for the obese patients?
I say if a patients arm is to fat to have the blood pressure done, too wide to fit in a hospital bed, to large to wear a gown or even walk then refuse to help them! Why should our taxes be wasted in health care for people who clearly dont give a rats ass about their bodys
Yeah it really sucks hey, I love those Boost Juice type drinks so much that i crave them. The problem being, there is not one juice bar within closer proximity of less than an hour away from where I live. Yet there is 3 greasy takeaway shops, KFC and Eagle Boys within walking distance.def sucks to not have cheap decent food.
ie this POS cafe out the front of my work. $7 for a sandwhich that i s90% alfalfa crap vs $2 for a sausage roll.
hermmm tough choice.
Careful assuming Boost is a particularly healthy option. There's a whole lotta calories hiding awy there. better than greasy stuff yep, but still worth looking closely at before calling it 'healthy'Yeah it really sucks hey, I love those Boost Juice type drinks so much that i crave them. The problem being, there is not one juice bar within closer proximity of less than an hour away from where I live. Yet there is 3 greasy takeaway shops, KFC and Eagle Boys within walking distance.
Careful assuming Boost is a particularly healthy option. There's a whole lotta calories hiding awy there. better than greasy stuff yep, but still worth looking closely at before calling it 'healthy'
Agreed. My only concern with things like Boost is that people tend to think "it's fruit, I can have a large one on top of my normal lunch and it's all good. Damn, why am I getting fat?"its still not copious amounts of oil and meat though.